Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Main Page (5th nomination)

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The result was redirect to ru:Заглавная страница. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 01:17, 3 April 2025 (UTC)‎[reply]

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Completely useless, per WP:WEDONTNEEDIT. ThisUsernameThatIsNowTaken 00:41, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Don’t delete the main page per WP:IDIOT Carson004 (talk) 00:58, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Blow up per WP:BLOWUP, too broken to be salvaged in any capacity. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 01:26, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Make it a blog post. 2600:1700:78EA:450:60D1:C49:6E4E:86C9 (talk) 03:17, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Speedy Keep per WP:IDIOT. Cold Regards, Miminity (Talk?) (me contribs) 03:23, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Keep per WP:IDIOT 𐩣𐩫𐩧𐩨 𐩱𐩨𐩥 𐩺𐩣𐩬 (𓃵) 12:00, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Delete. What an awfully formatted and unfocused article. No inline citations, full of recentism and trivia, plus a clear-cut MOS:TODAY violation. Just blow this thing up already. ObserveOwl (talk) 12:13, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Nuke. M.C. (talk) 16:35, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Merge with Welcome page. CoolWeb092 (talk). 22:54, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

You know what they should do? They should make a special page only accessible to User:Jimbo Wales at Special:DestroyWikipedia that has one big fat blue button: DESTROY that brings up those "Action complete" dialogues saying:

"Successfully destroyed Wikipedia". Return to Main Page.

Myrealnamm (💬Let's talk · 📜My work) 20:13, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.