Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Windows XP

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The result was speedy keep. Attempts to delete this page were unsuccessful. Recommend a complete system restart. Tokyogirl79 (｡◕‿◕｡) 07:26, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Windows XP

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Support for this operating system is ending. Hooray!^{[April Fools!]} Eye snore (pc) 02:48, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]

Keep - How am I supposed to run my computer if XP is deleted? I haven't upgraded to Windows 8 yet! Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 02:51, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Linux. Northern Antarctica (₵) 02:59, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Um where is the non-April-Fools version of this nomination? We need to start now for the discussion to close properly on the 8th. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs) 03:05, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:CSD#G3; most users are obviously searching for instructions on how to install Gentoo. Cloudchased (talk) 03:07, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Wait no! Delete Windows Vista instead. → Call me Hahc21 03:13, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete as Windows 8 is far better. --→Davey2010→→Talk to me!→ 03:17, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete as XP is too reminiscent of an annoying emoticon. – Juliancolton | ^Talk 03:18, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Nowlookwhatyou'vedone Some idiot wants to bring back Windows 2000. Geesh. davidwr/(talk)/(contribs) 03:26, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete, as well as every other version of Windows. We need to stimulate the economy! If people don't know it exists, they will be forced to buy a Mac instead! — Status (talk · contribs) 03:28, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Unneeded with the newer versions. I'm running Windows 7 right now. Dough 48 72 04:08, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - It's extremely old and support is about to end soon. 'Nuff said. Windows 7 for the win! StevenD99 ^{Contribs Sign} 04:21, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Keep on a separate partition to be dual-booted with BeOS. Elizium23 (talk) 04:41, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - obviously non-notable, not enough penguins, too many paperclips Jc86035 (talk • contributions) 04:50, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Keep for interrogation and (arguably inhumane) torture of suspected terrorists. Microsoft thanks you for your participation in freedom. --Nicereddy (talk) 05:28, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - I agree with Hahc21, we should really discuss deleting Windows Vista. — AMK152 ^{(t • c)} 06:12, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Comment - If this gets deleted, I'm taking it to DRV. Keep ILIKEIT - Purplewowies (talk) 06:52, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]
Format C:. Chiswick Chap (talk) 07:16, 1 April 2014 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.