Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Reality

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The result was April fools. April fools has ended (non-admin closure) -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:43, 2 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Reality

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Given the subjective nature of reality, it is inherently impossible to write about it from an objective, neutral point of view. This will therefore never be a viable article, and deletion is the only possible solution. The Blade of the Northern Lights (話して下さい) 00:27, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Nuke it. -- The Voidwalker ^Whispers 00:38, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Ten Pound Hammer • ^{(What did I screw up now?)} 00:47, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - Reality sucks anyways. Who wants to spend time in the real world when you can just edit Wikipedia? Tompop888^{(talk) (contribs)} 00:54, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Merge with Wikipedia. _{(also, I saved your joke from the no-funners.)} DiamondMiner7^On_WHEELz!^{april fools!}_ProDuct0339 00:55, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Comment I've found no reliable sources that say Reality exists. Or have I? Exemplo347 (talk) 00:57, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Delete and salt The Matrix is reality and is undeniable fact. ↅ𝜞 _{(Contact me) (See my edits)} 01:00, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Comment If reality does not exist, then we would never exist. Cf. fantasy Eye snore 01:02, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Note I've found a source that could be added to support the existence of Reality: See Here Exemplo347 (talk) 01:07, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
I reject your reality and substitute my own!. Just because.^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:13, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Transwiki to Conservapedia as has only 61,400,000 mentions; needs 42,424,4244. J 947 01:26, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Speedy delete - Reality is clearly a hoax. MorphinBrony (talk) 02:35, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Delete WP:HOAX as we are clearly living in a computer simulation. ThePlatypusofDoom (talk) 12:21, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Snow Keep Passes GNG, everbody thinks reality exists, and Wikipedia writes about what others think. Lord High Permanent Senior Undersectretary to L3X1 (talk) 12:22, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Reality Bites Back! El_C 13:31, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Transfer it to my OWNer ship. I'll take goo d ca re of it. L3X1 (distant write) 16:19, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

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