Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Radium

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The result was Keep. If it went away then how would I ever be able to shout "LOOK OUT RADIOACTIVE MAN!" in the middle of the grocery store? Tokyogirl79 (｡◕‿◕｡) 09:58, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]

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Radium

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I don't care about radioactivity. Because my teacher prevented anyone from handling radioactive substances like this. Eye snore (pc) 02:34, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]

Sleep-it should just sleep. Wgolf (talk) 02:37, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - We shouldn't go near this stuff! Dough4872 02:37, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Delete, do away with this before it harms our other articles! --AmaryllisGardener ^talk 03:32, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Delete very carefully. Hafspajen (talk) 03:34, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
CAREFULLY delete while wearing lead-lined clothes - I already emit 61 µSv of radiation daily, I don't need to emit more... -G.A.WILMBROKE [ USER / ALT / TALK / CONTRIBS ] 03:40, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Delete: My Geiger counter is going crazy just from reading this! Supernerd11 _{Firemind ^_^ Pokedex} 04:08, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]
Moot: If we wait long enough, the substance will delete itself. Altamel (talk) 06:09, 1 April 2015 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.