Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mars

The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was speedy keep. Unproductive and not funny. Please use userspace rather than actual encyclopedia processes for attempts at humor. See WP:AN#April Fools nominations getting out of hand. Sandstein 17:42, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Mars

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Keep Who put you on the planet? ;) Bulldog73 ^talk da contribs _{go rando} 03:34, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Delete I couldn't find any candy bars on the whole planet. Ten Pound Hammer • ^{(What did I screw up now?)} 03:37, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - I've looked in the sky and can't see it. No proof it exists. Dough 48 72 03:51, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Keep. Mars needs articles, and women, and fat men with beards. Clarityfiend (talk) 03:52, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Mars does need women, but in particular, moms. Chris the Paleontologist (talk • contribs) 16:07, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Move to "Fourth planet from the ~~Sun~~ star which ~~Earth~~ our planet revolves around" We are not Martians, and since we created this article there is no COI involved. However, we cannot call it Mars, since we don't know if Martians call it as such. Because of this, we have to move it to a different, more neutral title, per WP:NPOV. Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 04:02, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Delete as fictional fancruft setting of John Carter. —Lowellian (reply) 06:12, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Mars (chocolate bar). What a pro (talk, contribs) is on fire. 07:29, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Delete, Wikipedia is not a directory of planets. postdlf (talk) 15:52, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.