Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Flaming Fireball

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The result was Bizarre adventure. The AfD is being closed many years later, because it was never properly closed back then, because it was never visible, because it was never transcluded on any of the daily logpages. Technically, it has still been open this whole time.

Nobody else could ever be admitted here, because this door was made only for you. I am now going to shut it. jp×g 07:30, 18 October 2022 (UTC)(non-admin closure)[reply]

Flaming Fireball

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The Flaming Fireball is a candy apple red Nissan Frontier that has yet to be driven even close to its full truck potential by its master and captain, the Son of Oro Valley, the Lord of Emo Music, Joseph "The Commander" Durbin. Everyday the Fireball makes its long haul from Oro Valley into the sun beaten city of Tucson, at high speeds due to the "The Commander's" speedaholic tendancies, and has proven time and time again, that even trucks can withstand and achieve speeds of the highest caliber. The Fireball, while built to drive over barbed wire fences, people, cement trucks, and S.W.A.T Team vans, is only driven passively by the mild Durbin. Other features not taken avantage of by Durbin, include the ability to pick up and contain couches found on the side of the street, mattresses found on the side of the street, driving through the walls of buildings and parking inside the building, driving through straight desert and tundra terrain, driving through the walls of buildings not parking in them and driving out the other wall, running over grass, carrying groups of mexicans from building site A to building site B back to their homes in the projects, outrunning police helicopters, chasing liza minnelli, pretending to be a clock delivery service, throwing water bottles out the window, and finally running yellow lights.

Biography

The Flaming Fireball was first constructed in a Nissan factory in Beerstain, Arkanasas. From a young age the Fireball was curious and playful, always discovering new things about life. Also ambitious, the Fireball trained itself to becoming a killing machine, and moved to Tucson in hopes to pursue a career in cocaine smuggling. Unfortunately before it had a chance to make it as a cocaine smuggler, it was sold by top Nissan salesman Biff DeGay to the Durbin household. Soon after the Fireball was fitted with an aluminum cage to look stylish(unfortunately for the Fireball that part of vehicle fashion was a 5 year old fad). The rest is history until recently, around March 8th the Fireball was teepeed by Nigerian vandals, and soon after on April 9th, the aluminum cage was stolen, much to the dismay of the Durbin household. The Fireball soon plans to run over every member of the Durbin residence and dangerously drive itself into Bogota, Columbia to become a cocaine smuggler and then retire as a Tennis referee.

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