Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Cattle

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The result was abduct via aliens. --Dylan620 ^{(t • c)} 00:37, 2 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Cattle

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Needz moar cowbell. Dylan620 ^{(t • c)} 00:19, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Delete Couldnt find any sources in GOogle. Mayub I misspelled it or something but I think this a haox article. —Soap— 00:29, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
De-fund the USDA. harej 00:38, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Soylent Green. –MuZemike 01:04, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Obviously an attack page targeting McDonald's. At least, that's what I herd. Clarityfiend (talk) 01:05, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

If McDonalds was doing that, then that would be utterly terrible! –MuZemike 04:14, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Bessie Votes Moo. SirFozzie (talk) 01:29, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep per WP:NOTCENSORED. This is obviously a POV-pushing campaign by PETA, designed to make people ignorant of hamburgers! Jclemens (talk) 01:40, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep per WP:COWBELL. Royal broil 01:56, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to this cow. --TitanOne (talk) 02:39, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep I for one welcome our BOVINE Masters 65.93.12.101 (talk) 03:47, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to more cowbell. Then sprinkle the page with hickory smoke SALT. Purple backpack89 04:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete unambiguous incurable fever.--NortyNort (Holla) 13:22, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep and add more cowbell. AFD is WP:NOTCLEANUP. Reach Out to the Truth 15:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Keep - Beef — it's what's for dinner. WP:ILIKEIT... Carrite (talk) 15:09, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete from pasture. Cook. Eat. CycloneGU (talk) 16:19, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Comment - please relist this debate over and over until 17 October (World Anti-McDonalds Day). Thank you. Kayau Voting IS evil 16:31, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
MOOOOOOO. — ~~Lowellian~~ Cowbellian (reply) 17:18, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Mu. ~ Ningauble (talk) 18:26, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to cow tipping, the REALLY notable topic about cows. Alzarian16 (talk) 18:36, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
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early april fools joke* Now this is UDDERLY ridiculous, I read this article DAIRY and I can't find why it should exist, I mean, don't have a COW, man! I mean, most people want to get the MOOST out of life and this article is pointless! I'm going to the MOOvies.