Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Bread

The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was speedy close -- ChrisTheDude (talk) 12:07, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Bread

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As a religious Jew I'm offended that the article Bread is allowed to exist for the duration of the Passover holiday. The article should be locked in a closet and sold for the next six days until the conclusion of the holiday/AfD period! Valley2city^‽ 07:07, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Yawn. JBsupreme (talk) ✄ ✄ ✄ 07:10, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Note: I've removed the AfD notice from the page. If we go around advertising this publicly, how can we expect to limit participation to members of the Zionist conspiracy? Olaf Davis (talk) 07:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]

Keep. Why single out bread? Nearly every single type of food has a Wikipedia Page. Gabe19 talk 1 April 2010 —Preceding undated comment added 07:39, 1 April 2010 (UTC).[reply]

Yes, but bread can't even be SEEN on Passover. And it especially cannot be owned by Jews and seeing as the Zionists control Wikipedia, bread's gotta go. Burn it! Valley2city^‽ 08:37, 1 April 2010 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.