Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Borg

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The result was Borg drank way too much borg. (non-admin closure) AlphaBeta135 talk 01:00, 4 April 2025 (UTC)‎[reply]

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We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your technological and biological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to asservice us. Resistance is futile. Borg Head of State (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

Denied USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-Q) 25040.1 (Stardate)

You do not possess the technological capability to resist us. Your refusal to comply is irrelevant. Borg Head of State (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

You know what else is irrelevant? Your mother. Jean-Luc Proton (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

Family is irrelevant. Borg Head of State (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

It is completely relevant! You collectivists just want to brainwash entire civilizations and reshape the youth into mindless drones who work for a powerful organization that only cares about using technology to expand their influence over our lives and imposing their will upon the rest of the galaxy in accordance with their radical agenda. The physiological attributes of individuals, determined by genetics, should not be changed for light and transient causes. Charles T. Kirk (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

Your comments regarding the modification of organic beings have been determined to pose a sociopolitical hazard as they appear to indicate disagreement with the Federation's official stance on the matter. You are hereby ordered to refrain from transmitting additional messages of this nature. Vladimir Zuckerberg (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

Don't tell me the Borg has assimilated Starfleet's chain of command by now. Charles T. Kirk (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

I order you to refrain from adopting the mindset that those who reprimand you for your conduct are your enemies. Vladimir Zuckerberg (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

At least you have made it clear that you are morally complicit in this onslaught of collective action. Charles T. Kirk (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

Your assessment is inaccurate and is therefore unlawful to disseminate to the general public according to Starfleet regulations. Vladimir Zuckerberg (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

If I get persecuted for speaking out against this, then I shall seek asylum in the Sigma Quadrant. Charles T. Kirk (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

There is no such region in the galaxy with that name. Vladimir Zuckerberg (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

I was honestly not expecting my choice of witticism to cause other parties to engage in a heated exchange with one another. Jean-Luc Proton (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

Our warp engines are capable of surpassing a ludicrous rate of speed. You will be outmaneuvered. Borg Head of State (talk) 25040.1 (Stardate)

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