Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/2013

The following discussion is an archived ~~debate of the proposed deletion of the article below~~ April Fool's Day Joke. Please eat the nominator. Subsequent comments should be made ~~on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).~~ next year. No further edits should be made to this page.

The result was Feed to the dogs. Clear Consensus here. If you think I closed this AFD incorrectly, or feel I violated any policies, get over it. Tofutwitch11 ^(TALK) 21:02, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

2013

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WP:HOAX or WP:CRYSTAL. I can't find any evidence that this year will exist. Ron Ritzman (talk) 00:31, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

Strong delete – Everybody knows the world is going to end on December 12, 2012. –MuZemike 00:34, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - By preventing the year 2013, Wikimania 2012 will be the last, and therefore the greatest, Wikimania ever! harej 00:36, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Totally not notable. Come on, just try and find a book specifically about the year 2013. —Soap— 00:43, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per MuZemike --Guerillero | My Talk 00:44, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete duh! This year won't even exist. —GFOLEY FOOL— 00:50, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Really?!? Of course the year isn't going to exist! Duh! Baseball Watcher 00:58, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Duhh, any day after December 21, 2012 can be deleted! Tofutwitch11 ^(TALK) 01:08, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Because obviously last year was 2010 (ten-ten), this year is 2011 (leven), we, we-we so excited, we so excited, we gonna have a ball this year! Next year is 2012, and 2013 comes afterwaaaaaaaaards...I don't want 2012 to end! (FatUsher) AFD...Articles for deletion! Nate • (chatter) 01:14, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete - 2050 is next notable year after 2012. Nothing else matters. CycloneGU (talk) 01:21, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Merge to Year 1 AA - After Apocalypse --TitanOne (talk) 01:45, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete because 2013 is not Numberwang. Ten Pound Hammer, his otters and a clue-bat • ^{(Otters want attention)} 02:05, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:CRYSTAL. Are we even sure it's going to happen? Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:10, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete everyone knows the calendar rolls over at the end of 2012, the year after it will be year 0. 65.93.12.101 (talk) 03:45, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Snowball Delete and Speedy Close per WP:CSD#G11 as unambiguous advertising and promotion of various events of 2013. Article is obviously created and edited by promoters of said events, including some guy who thinks their birthday is a "Major Religious Holiday". Oh, the huge vanity! 212.68.15.66 (talk) 05:57, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete Per MuZemike. Tbhotch* ^{۩ ۞} 06:18, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per above and AGF. Armbrust ^{WrestleMania XXVII} _{Undertaker 19–0} 09:44, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete!!! per WP:CRYSTAL. Kenrick Talk 09:54, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete!!! per WP:CRYSTAL. How can we be so sure about things that may or may not even happen?--Ezekiel 7:19 ^{†Go Buffalo! (sign)†} 14:11, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Strong keep as although ficitious, it's an important part of nearly global mythology outside of the ancient Mayan religion. However, 2014 should be deleted; there's nothing special about that fictitious year. Bob the WikipediaN ^{(talk • contribs)} 14:43, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Merge, together with year AD2014-AD∞ into 2011 This way, the world will never end Hydriz (talk) 15:01, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per WP:HAMMER. Reach Out to the Truth 15:06, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to 2010s until the time comes. — AMK152 ^{(t • c)} 16:20, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Put on your tinfoil hat and pray. Useight (talk) 18:23, 1 April 2011 (UTC)[reply]

The prior discussion is an archived ~~debate of the proposed deletion of the article below~~ April Fool's Day Joke. Please eat the nominator. Subsequent comments should be made ~~on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).~~ next year. No further edits should be made to this page.