User:TwoFingerPushUp

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

it-3

Quest'utente può contribuire con un livello avanzato di italiano.

de-2

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

en-sg-2

This user's Singlish not very good lah.

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Grammar

This user uses Commonwealth spelling.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

?met?

This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

Everything Else

A fact from the article Mittelafrika, which this user created or significantly contributed to, has been featured in the Did you know... section on the Main Page.

:-]

This user is polite.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

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This user is a professional procrastinator.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

BV

This user lives in a strange world.

This user warns: If you mark that frame an 8, you're entering a world of pain.

This user once dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.

PULP

This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".

ΔTPΔ

This user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!

This user is not a number, he is a free man.

TZ

This user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

Dr. Who

This user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Q

This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

Frasier

This user doesn't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs... they're calling again!

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This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.

70s

This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Clerks

This user believes nothing can kill the Grimace.

DT

This user lives in a house that is Drawn Together with love.

Harv

This user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

Chef

This user misses Chef!

¡

This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

SNL

This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!

This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!

LS

This user watches the Late Show with David Letterman

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

DR
TV

"As a result, the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il announcified that he would be resumerating their nucular program."

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

You will never have a boss better than this user, someone who's basically just a chilled out entertainer...

AP

This user works for Prentiss McCabe.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

BB

This user buys their books from Black Books.

Ted

This user has visited Craggy Island.

LB

Britain! Britain! Britain!

This user is a fan of Monty Python!

BSG

This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

H

This user is addicted to Vicodin.

This user is a fan of
The West Wing.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Fear

Fear is the Mind-Killer.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

DUNE

This user plays Emperor: Battle for Dune.

Ord

This user serves House Ordos.

All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.

12

This user has visited 12 of the 205 countries in the world.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

Beliefs

This user is opposed to the House of Saud.

This user is an ignostic, and finds the question of whether or not God exists nonsensical.

This user does not claim to be of any ancestry at all.

This user is a materialist, and believes that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user is a secular humanist.

This user is interested in existentialism.

EAC

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Ooga booga!

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This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user can see benefits in transhumanism if that idea is approached with reason.

This user advocates eugenics.

life
choice

This user believes that the pro-life and pro-choice philosophies are not mutually exclusive.

This user believes in meritocracy.

This user wonders what kind of meritocracy is run by the Father, the Son and the Holy Goh.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user interprets the Clash of Civilizations thesis as evidence of the descent of a once great political scientist into journalistic polemics.

This user thinks the balance of threat determines alliances, not cultural spheres.

This user supports the use of nuclear power.