User:TreeWizard

          Long ago the man climbed the tree and was affected by a magical force at ther top of the tree. He Gained powers of the magical kind. he lived in that tree for over 1000 years, and he grew more wise and powerful every day.  He had once said, "Tis the day you become smart is the same day that you shall die."  Then he left across the ocean and hadn't been seen by anyone for hundreds of more years.  When he finally returned, he was tired and could not continue. So he retired to his magical tree and entered a long sleep.

He awakened in the year 1980, and was shocked at how time had changed. Then in the year 2008 he finally decided that chicken nuggets should become illegal.