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Tekken Neck

Tekken Neck occurs after hours of intense, stressful game play in either Tekken Tag Mode, or Tekken Bowling. Symptoms can be intensified due to vulgar outbursts of rage and frustration while screaming and yelling at the TV, game or person you are playing against. Often times the head and neck never move from it's upright and locked position, leaving it susceptible to Tekken Neck.

Signs and Symptoms: Signs and symptoms regularly occur in the sternal head, clavicular head, and trapezius muscles, due to rapidly straining and releaseing, brought on by competitive tension and stress. Pain has been compared too and describe as:

As if you fell asleep on a fire ant hill and all they wanted to chomp on was your neck.

As if Andre the Giant buffalo kicked you in the throat 20 times.

As if Edgar Martinez used your neck for batting practice.

The pain felt by Baby when she was put in the corner.