This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
This user feels uncomfortable looking at this image and so do you.
This user has just wasted both their time and yours placing this userbox on their profile, because it says absolutely nothing important, interesting or relevant to anything.
This user has been meaning to join the Procrastinators' Club for several years.
~200
This user has ~200 userboxes, including this one. Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too many.
This user will find the humor in anything with a funny side.
This user is a certified whack-job, who does not know how to use userboxes!
This user is very kind. Feel free to roll back all of their edits and CSD all of their pages. They will just report you to WP:AN/I and WP:AIV. Then you'll probably get blocked indef. That's all.
This user likes jokes and humor.
This user is nosy. In fact, they're looking at your contribs right now.
This user fell down a rabbit hole known as Wikipedia and can't get out.
LIFE
This user has no life since they're always on Wikipedia.
This user is interested in human impacts on the environment.
RD
Non cogito ergo usorarcam sum.
D:<
Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.
This user tries to focus in school but fails do to being cursed with Wikiholism(Perhaps they should check if their morning breakfast has been spiked with Wikipedihol...)