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The Chaos

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"The Chaos" by Gerard Nolst Trenité:[1][2]

I will teach you in my verse
/aɪ wɪl tiːtʃ juː ɪn maɪ vɜːrs/
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
/saʊndz laɪk kɔːrps kɔːr hɔːrs ən wɜːrs/
It will keep you, Susy, busy,
/ɪt wɪl kiːp juː ˈsuːzi ˈbɪzi/
Make your head with[3] heat grow dizzy;
/meɪk jʊər hɛd wɪð hiːt ɡroʊ ˈdɪzi/
Tear in eye your dress you'll tear.
/tɪər ɪn aɪ jʊər drɛs juːl tɛər/
So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
/soʊ ʃəl aɪ oʊ hɪər maɪ prɛər/
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?
/meɪk maɪ koʊt lʊk njuː dɪər soʊ ɪt/
Just compare heart, beard and heard,
/dʒʌst kəmˈpɛər hɑːrt bɪərd ən hɜːrd/
Dies and diet, lord and word,
/daɪz ən ˈdaɪət lɔːrd ən wɜːrd/
Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
/sɔːrd ən swɔːrd rɪˈteɪn ən ˈbrɪtən/
(Mind the latter, how it's written!)
/maɪnd ðə ˈlætər haʊ ɪts ˈrɪtən/
Made has not the sound of bade,
/meɪd həz nɒt ðə saʊnd əv bæd/
Say—said, pay—paid, laid, but plaid.
/seɪ sɛd peɪ peɪd leɪd bət plæd/
Now I surely will not plague you
/naʊ aɪ ˈʃʊərli wɪl nɒt pleɪɡ juː/
But be careful how you speak,
/bət biː ˈkɛərfəl haʊ juː spiːk/
Say break, steak, but bleak and streak,
/seɪ breɪk steɪk bət bliːk ən striːk/
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
/paɪp snaɪp ˈrɛsɪpi ən kwaɪər/
Cloven, oven; how and low;
/ˈkloʊvən ˈʌvən haʊ ən loʊ/
Script, receipt; shoe, poem, toe,
/skrɪpt rɪˈsiːt ʃuː ˈpoʊɪm toʊ/
Hear me say, devoid of trickery:
/hɪər miː seɪ dɪˈvɔɪd əv ˈtrɪkəri/
Daughter, laughter[5] and Terpsichore,
/ˈdɔːtər ˈlɑːftər ən tɜːrpˈsɪkəri/
Typhoid; measles, topsails, aisles;
/ˈtaɪfɔɪd ˈmiːzəlz ˈtɒpsəlz aɪlz/
Wholly, holly; signal, signing;
/ˈhoʊli ˈhɒli ˈsɪɡnəl ˈsaɪnɪŋ/
Thames; examining, combining;
/tɛmz ɪɡˈzæmɪnɪŋ kəmˈbaɪnɪŋ/
From "desire": desirable—admirable from "admire";
/frəm dɪˈzaɪər dɪˈzaɪərəbəl ˈædmərəbəl frəm ədˈmaɪər/
Lumber, plumber; bier but brier;
/ˈlʌmbər ˈplʌmər bɪər bət braɪər/
Chatham, brougham;[7] renown but known,
/ˈtʃætəm bruːm rɪˈnaʊn bət noʊn/
Knowledge; done, but gone[8] and tone,
/ˈnɒlɪdʒ dʌn bət ɡɒn ən toʊn/
One, anemone; Balmoral;
/wʌn əˈnɛməni bælˈmɒrəl/
Kitchen, lichen; laundry, laurel;
/ˈkɪtʃɪn ˈlaɪkən ˈlɔːndri ˈlɒrəl/
Scene, Melpomene, mankind;
/siːn mɛlˈpɒmɪni mænˈkaɪnd/
Tortoise, turquoise,[9] chamois-leather,
/ˈtɔːrtəs ˈtɜːrkwɑːz ˈʃæmi ˈlɛðər/
Reading, Reading, heathen, heather.
/ˈriːdɪŋ ˈrɛdɪŋ ˈhiːðən ˈhɛðər/
Gives moss,[11] gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.
/ɡɪvz mɒs ɡroʊs brʊk broʊtʃ naɪnθ plɪnθ/
Billet does not end like ballet;[12]
/ˈbɪlɪt dəz nɒt ɛnd laɪk ˈbæleɪ/
Blood and flood are not like food,
/blʌd ən flʌd ɑːr nɒt laɪk fuːd/
Nor is mould like should and would.
/nɔːr ɪz moʊld laɪk ʃʊd ən wʊd/[10]
Which is said to rime with[3] "darky".
/hwɪtʃ ɪz sɛd tə raɪm wɪð ˈdɑːrki/
Viscous, viscount; load and broad;
/ˈvɪskəs ˈvaɪkaʊnt loʊd ən brɔːd/
Toward, to forward, to reward,
/tɔːrd tə ˈfɔːrwərd tuː rɪˈwɔːrd/
When you say correctly croquet;[16]
/hwɛn juː seɪ kəˈrɛktli ˈkroʊkeɪ/
Rounded, wounded; grieve and sieve;
/ˈraʊndɪd ˈwuːndɪd ɡriːv ən sɪv/
Friend and fiend; alive and live;
/frɛnd ən fiːnd əˈlaɪv ən lɪv/
Liberty, library; heave and heaven;
/ˈlɪbərti ˈlaɪbrəri hiːv ən ˈhɛvən/
We say hallowed, but allowed;
/wiː seɪ ˈhæloʊd bət əˈlaʊd/
People, leopard; towed, but vowed
/ˈpiːpəl ˈlɛpərd toʊd bət vaʊd/
Mark the difference, moreover,
/mɑːrk ðə ˈdɪfərəns mɔːrˈoʊvər/
Leeches, breeches;[18] wise, precise;
/ˈliːtʃɪz ˈbrɪtʃɪz waɪz prɪˈsaɪs/
Chalice but police and lice.
/ˈtʃælɪs bət pəˈliːs ən laɪs/
Wait, surmise,[20] plait,[21] promise; pal.
/weɪt sɜːrˈmaɪz plæt ˈprɒmɪs pæl/
Rime with[3] "shirk it" and "beyond it",
/raɪm wɪð ʃɜːrk ɪt ən biˈɒnd ɪt/
But it is not hard to tell,
/bət ɪt ɪz nɒt hɑːrd tə tɛl/
Why it's pall, mall, but Pall Mall.
/hwaɪ ɪts pɔːl mɔːl bət pɛl mɛl/
Muscle, muscular; gaol; iron;
/ˈmʌsəl ˈmʌskjʊlər dʒeɪl aɪərn/
Timber, climber; bullion, lion,
/ˈtɪmbər ˈklaɪmər ˈbʊliən ˈlaɪən/
Worm and storm; chaise, chaos, chair;
/wɜːrm ən stɔːrm ʃeɪz ˈkeɪɒs tʃɛər/
Ivy, privy; famous, clamour
/ˈaɪvi ˈprɪvi ˈfeɪməs ˈklæmər/
And enamour rime with[3] "hammer."
/ənd ɪˈnæmər raɪm wɪð ˈhæmər/
Pussy, hussy and possess.
/ˈpʊsi ˈhʌsi ən pəˈzɛs/
Golf,[26] wolf; countenance; lieutenants[27]
/ɡɒlf wʊlf ˈkaʊntənəns lɛfˈtɛnənts/
Hoist, in lieu of flags, left pennants.
/hɔɪst ɪn ljuː əv flæɡz lɛft ˈpɛnənts/
River, rival; tomb, bomb, comb;
/ˈrɪvər ˈraɪvəl tuːm bɒm koʊm/
Doll[28] and roll and some and home.
/dɒl ən roʊl ən sʌm ən hoʊm/
Soul, but foul and gaunt, but aunt;[30]
/soʊl bət faʊl ən ɡɔːnt bət ɑːnt/
Font, front, wont;[31] want,[32] grand, and, grant,[33]
/fɒnt frʌnt woʊnt wɒnt ɡrænd ənd ɡrɑːnt/
Shoes, goes, does.[34] *) Now first say: finger,
/ʃuːz ɡoʊz dʌz naʊ fɜːrst seɪ ˈfɪŋɡər/
Real, zeal; mauve,[35] gauze and gauge;
/ˈriːəl ziːl moʊv ɡɔːz ən ɡeɪdʒ/
Nor does fury sound like bury.
/nɔːr dəz ˈfjʊəri saʊnd laɪk ˈbɛri/
Dost, lost,[38] post and doth, cloth,[39] loth;
/dʌst lɒst poʊst ən dʌθ klɒθ loʊθ/
Job, Job, blossom, bosom, oath.
/dʒɒb dʒoʊb ˈblɒsəm ˈbʊzəm oʊθ/
Though the difference seems little,
/ðoʊ ðə ˈdɪfərəns siːmz ˈlɪtəl/
We say actual, but victual,
/wiː seɪ ˈæktʃuəl bət ˈvɪtəl/
Seat, sweat, chaste, caste;[40] Leigh, eight, height;
/siːt swɛt tʃeɪst kɑːst liː eɪt haɪt/
Put, nut; granite, but unite.
/pʊt nʌt ˈɡrænɪt bət juːˈnaɪt/
Reefer does not rime with[3] "deafer,"
/ˈriːfər dəz nɒt raɪm wɪð ˈdɛfər/
Feoffer[41] does, and zephyr, heifer.
/ˈfɛfər dʌz ən ˈzɛfər ˈhɛfər/
Dull, bull; Geoffrey, George; ate,[42] late;
/dʌl bʊl ˈdʒɛfri dʒɔːrdʒ ɛt leɪt/
Hint, pint; senate, but sedate;
/hɪnt paɪnt ˈsɛnət bət sɪˈdeɪt/
Science, conscience, scientific;
/ˈsaɪəns ˈkɒnʃəns ˌsaɪənˈtɪfɪk/
Tour, but our, and succour, four;
/tʊər bət aʊər ən ˈsʌkər fɔːr/
Youth, south, southern; cleanse and clean;
/juːθ saʊθ ˈsʌðərn klɛnz ən kliːn/
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
/ˈdɒktrɪn ˈtɜːrpəntaɪn məˈriːn/
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay!
/aɪ aɪ aɪ aɪ hweɪ kiː kiː/
Never guess—it is not safe;
/ˈnɛvər ɡɛs ɪt ɪz nɒt seɪf/
We say calves,[46] valves, half,[47] but Ralf!
/wiː seɪ kɑːvz vælvz hɑːf bət reɪf/
Crevice, and device, and eyrie;[49]
/ˈkrɛvɪs ən dɪˈvaɪs ənd ˈɛəri/
Face but preface, but efface,
/feɪs bət ˈprɛfəs bət ɪˈfeɪs/
Phlegm, phlegmatic; ass, glass,[50] bass;
/flɛm flɛɡˈmætɪk æs ɡlɑːs beɪs/
Ought, out, joust and scour, but scourging;
/ɔːt aʊt dʒaʊst ən skaʊər bət ˈskɜːrdʒɪŋ/
Ear, but earn; and wear and tear
/ɪər bət ɜːrn ən wɛər ən tɛər/
Do not rime with[3] "here", but "ere".
/duː nɒt raɪm wɪð hɪər bət ɛər/
Seven is right, but so is even;
/ˈsɛvən ɪz raɪt bət soʊ ɪz ˈiːvən/
Hyphen, roughen, nephew,[51] Stephen;
/ˈhaɪfən ˈrʌfən ˈnɛvjuː ˈstiːvən/
Asp, grasp,[53] wasp; and cork and work.
/æsp ɡrɑːsp wɒsp ən kɔːrk ən wɜːrk/
Pronunciation—think of psyche!—
/prəˌnʌnsiˈeɪʃən θɪŋk əv ˈsaɪki/
Is a paling, stout and spikey;
/ɪz ə ˈpeɪlɪŋ staʊt ən ˈspaɪki/
Won't it make you lose your wits,
/woʊnt ɪt meɪk juː luːz jʊər wɪts/
Writing "groats" and saying groats?[54]
/ˈraɪtɪŋ ɡroʊts ən ˈseɪɪŋ ɡrɪts/
It's a dark abyss or tunnel,
/ɪts ə dɑːrk əˈbɪs ɔːr ˈtʌnəl/
Strewn with[3] stones, like rowlock, gunwale,
/struːn wɪð stoʊnz laɪk ˈrɒlək ˈɡʌnəl/
Islington and Isle of Wight,
/ˈɪzlɪŋtən ən aɪl əv waɪt/
Housewife, verdict and indict!
/ˈhʌzɪf ˈvɜːrdɪkt ən ɪnˈdaɪt/
Finally: which rimes with[3] "enough,"
/ˈfaɪnəli hwɪtʃ raɪmz wɪð ɪˈnʌf/
Though, through, plough, cough,[57] hough, or tough?
/ðoʊ θruː plaʊ kɒf hɒk ɔːr tʌf/
Hiccough has the sound of "cup"......
/ˈhɪkʌp həz ðə saʊnd əv kʌp/
My advice is—give it up!
/maɪ ədˈvaɪs ɪz ɡɪv ɪt ʌp/

*) No, you are wrong.[58] This is the plural of "doe".
/noʊ juː ɑːr rɒŋ ðɪs ɪz ðə ˈplʊərəl əv doʊ/

  1. ↑ As printed in Charivarius, 1922, Ruize-rijmen (Wikisource).
  2. ↑ The stress is lexical.
  3. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 GenAm: /wɪθ/
  4. ↑ alt. /ˈviːə/
  5. ↑ GenAm: /ˈlæftər/
  6. ↑ alt. /ˈɛɡzaɪlz/
  7. ↑ alt. /ˈbruːəm/
  8. ↑ GenAm: /ɡɔːn/
  9. ↑ alt. /ˈtɜːrkwɔɪz, -kɔɪz/
  10. 1 2 3 4 Imperfect rhymes.
  11. ↑ GenAm: /mɔːs/
  12. ↑ GenAm: /bæˈleɪ/
  13. ↑ alt. /boʊˈkeɪ, ˈbuːkeɪ/, GenAm alt. /buːˈkeɪ/
  14. ↑ GenAm: /ʃæˈleɪ/
  15. ↑ alt. /ˈpɑːrkeɪ, pɑːrˈkeɪ/
  16. ↑ alt. /ˈkroʊki, kroʊˈkeɪ/
  17. ↑ GenAm: /ˈmʌstæʃ/
  18. ↑ alt. /ˈbriːtʃɪz/
  19. ↑ alt. /ˈkɒnstəbəl/
  20. ↑ alt. /ˈsɜːrmaɪz/
  21. ↑ GenAm alt. /pleɪt/
  22. ↑ alt. /ˈkɒndjuɪt, ˈkʌn-/
  23. ↑ GenAm: /ˈspɛkteɪtər/
  24. ↑ alt. /ˈmeɪər/
  25. ↑ GenAm alt. /ˈædrɛs/
  26. ↑ GenAm alt. /ɡɔːlf/
  27. ↑ GenAm: /luːˈtɛnənts/
  28. ↑ GenAm alt. /dɔːl/
  29. 1 2 alt. /ˈniːðər/
  30. ↑ GenAm: /ænt/
  31. ↑ GenAm: /wɔːnt/
  32. ↑ GenAm: /wɔːnt/
  33. ↑ GenAm: /ɡrænt/
  34. ↑ The footnote is just messing with you. If does here was actually the plural of doe, it wouldn't contrast with goes.
  35. ↑ GenAm alt. /mɔːv/
  36. ↑ alt. /mɪˈrɑːʒ/
  37. ↑ GenAm alt. /ˈkwɛri/
  38. ↑ GenAm: /lɔːst/
  39. ↑ GenAm: /klɔːθ/
  40. ↑ GenAm: /kæst/
  41. ↑ alt. /ˈfiːfər/
  42. ↑ alt. /eɪt/
  43. ↑ alt. /əˈlæs/
  44. ↑ alt. /əˈlaɪ/
  45. ↑ GenAm: /ˈliːʒər/
  46. ↑ GenAm: /kævz/
  47. ↑ GenAm: /hæf/
  48. ↑ GenAm alt. /ˈɡreɪnəri/
  49. ↑ alt. /ˈɪəri, ˈaɪəri/
  50. ↑ GenAm: /ɡlæs/
  51. ↑ alt. /ˈnɛfjuː/
  52. ↑ GenAm: /klɜːrk/
  53. ↑ GenAm: /ɡræsp/
  54. ↑ alt. /ɡroʊts/
  55. ↑ GenAm: /ˈræðər/
  56. ↑ alt. /ˈlæðər/
  57. ↑ GenAm: /kɔːf/
  58. ↑ GenAm: /rɔːŋ/

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