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User:Managerpants/Jørn scale of BAMF

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The Jørn scale of BAMF was developed by Managerpants to describe how much of a BAMF (bad-ass motherfucker) a heavy metal singer is, in relation to Jørn Lande. The level of BAMF is determined only by vocal factors, not actual appearance, which is why Ronnie James Dio would rank much higher than someone like Aaron Neville (who is not even remotely metal and thus wouldn't appear on this list, but hey, the dude is huge). Vocal qualities that are weighed are vocal timbre, the authority conveyed in the voice, etc. Growlers and shriekers are not included, because Managerpants does not like them.

Vocalist Associated bands Jørn rating
Jørn Lande Masterplan, ARK, Jorn, Allen/Lande 1.0
Bruce Dickinson Iron Maiden 1.0
Ronnie James Dio Dio, Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell 1.0
Matt Barlow Iced Earth, Pyramaze 1.0
Russell Allen Symphony X, Allen/Lande 1.0
Jon Oliva Savatage, Jon Oliva's Pain, Trans-Siberian Orchestra 1.0
Apollo Papathanasio Firewind .9
Marco Hietala Nightwish, Tarot .9
Hansi Kürsch Blind Guardian, Demons & Wizards .8
Piet Sielck Iron Savior .8
Rob Rock Impellitteri .8
James Hetfield Metallica (Master of Puppets thru The Black Album) .7
Zak Stevens Circle II Circle, Savatage .6
Bob Catley Magnum .5
Tobias Sammet Edguy, Avantasia .4
James Hetfield Metallica (Kill 'Em All thru Ride the Lightning) .4
Michael Kiske Helloween, Avantasia .4
Kai Hansen Gamma Ray, Helloween .4
James Hetfield Metallica (Load thru present]] .1