Userboxes I use:

This user is a member of the Simple English Wikipedia. (verify)

Code: 
{{Template:User wikipedia}}

This user is British

Code:
{{userbox|lightcyan|lightcyan|[[File:Flag of the United Kingdom.svg|80px]]|<center><big>This user is British</big></center>}}

It is about 8:05 AM where this user lives.^[Purge]

Code:
{{User:Gwib/timebox|+1}}

This user is British; and proud to be!

Code:
{{Template:User British}}

>:(

Vandals don't like this user.

Code:
{{User:Razorflame/VNLU}}

This user despises vandalism and reverts it with extreme pride.

Code:
{{User:Razorflame/AV}}

This user is a male.

Code:
{{User:American Eagle/Male}}

This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one someday.

Code:
{{User:Claimgoal/User notadmin}}