User:Corporal79

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Tämän käyttäjän äidinkieli on suomi.

この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you, thanks.

This user newspeaks.

C-2

This user is an intermediate C programmer.

This user can program in Bash.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

This user can write HTML.

“,;:’

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This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

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This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

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This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

"…"?

This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

This user comes from Vancouver.

This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada.

This user uses XMPP/Jabber as corporal79@jabber.com.

This user contributes while listening to Amarok.

This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

This user contributes using GNU/Linux, but doesn't care what other people call it.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user wishes they contributed using Goobuntu.

This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox!

This user contributes using a Dvorak Keyboard.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

1600 x 1200

This user contributes at
1600 x 1200 resolution.

This user still remembers these.

ADSL 2

This user contributes using an
ADSL 2 connection.

This user likes vinyl records more than CDs or any other form of music.