User:Commandant Quacks-a-lot

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For the most part, I just do small edits (especially adding links) to preexisting articles. However, I have written a few of my own. They're admittedly not great; I just hope that Wikipedians even nerdier than I will come along and improve it.

If I make any typos, please have mercy on me. I'm using an obsolete Asus laptop running Windows 8.

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Articles I've written (and the rationale for writing on such absurd topics)

Château de Picomtal - I was annoyed by a red link on Joachim Martin.
Nueva Montaña Quijano - I was annoyed by a red link on Authi.
HMS Unicorn (1776) - Annoyed by a red link on... Some article or another. (The article is much, much improved from what I wrote. Ship nerds are a productive folk.)
Purington Paving Brick Company - I saw some Purington Pavers whilst in Peoria, and found the company's history to be almost interesting-ish. Actually, a few of the pictures on the article are ones I took myself!
Lizzie the Elephant - I noticed her mentioned in Thomas William Ward (industrialist), althought there were no details provided. SO obviously i had to waste a few hours writing an article about her!

What I'm Currently Working On

Writing DeKalb Commercial Body Company

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