User:Colonel Battaleaxe/Userboxes

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en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

This user is interested in politics.

DemsThis user knows both major US parties have been hijacked by special interests, can no longer identify with either one, and has no hope that the situation will ever improve.Reps

This user is a capitalist.

This user is opposed to communism in both theory and practice.

This user opposes
universal health care.

Life	This user is Pro-Life

This user opposes gun control.

This user is a strong supporter of the LGBT community and sees nothing wrong with being queer.

This user believes the First Amendment was written to protect freedom of religion, not abolish it.

PC-0This user is politically incorrect.

This user wants the United Nations to be dissolved.^‡

This user is interested in Public Policy.

This user believes in a foreign policy of non‐interven­tionism, but is not a pacifist.

This user wished that Barack Obama had been impeached.

This user thinks ex-President George W. Bush should be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his vital role in keeping America safe.

This user finds Conservapedia hilarious.

This user loves chickens.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

This user is clueless about everything.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

abcThs usre haz verry goode spelng.

This user is interested in religion.

This user is a Bible reader.

This user has studied the Bible a lot more than you, and does believe it is the word of God.

This user is a Christian, but tries not to be a hypocritical, judgmental, Bible-thumping idiot.

This user is a philosopher.

This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.

ORLYThis user dislikes spin, keeps it pithy, and doesn't bloviate!

DThis user watches
THE DAILY SHOW.

This user watches C-SPAN.

CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.

WUThis user wishes you goodnight and to have a pleasant tomorrow.

This user reads newspapers.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user is a book lover.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.

This user enjoys reading Biographies.

This user enjoys the works of
Mark Twain.

MC	This user is a fan of Michael Crichton.

This user is a fan of the Odyssey.

This user enjoys writing.

J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.

This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

This user is proud to be a United States citizen.

CNN	This user watches CNN.

HThis user wishes the
History Channel still showed actual history programming that is untainted by Political Correctness.

FNCThis user watches and supports FOX News Channel.

This user watches The Weather Channel.

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

m & ftThis American user is equally at ease with both metric units and U.S. customary units.

ax²+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.

This user enjoys rock music.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is addicted to video games.

+This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user plays Pac-Man.

This user is interested in the
History of the
United States of America.

This user likes George Washington.

This user has read the United States Constitution.

This user enjoys playing Sudoku.

This user helps make Simple English Wikipedia better.

This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.

This user has
Asperger's.

This user is a teetotaler.

This user does not smoke.

:)This user is an optimist.