User:Citation unneeded

This user is a primate.

Citation unneeded

en-∞	This user speaks English at a godlike level.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

ipa
əThis user fully understands the International Phonetic Alphabet.

<ref>This user recognizes the importance of citing sources.

This user edits in good faith.

This user is not afraid of being wrong (and certainly must be in at least some of his opinions).

ain'tThis user believes that prescriptive grammar rules stem from linguistic ignorance and are used to enforce economic class distinctions.

In linguistics, this user prefers descriptivism over prescriptivism.

a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.

This user is haunted by the times they forgot to use an edit summary.
Out, damned spot! What, will these hands ne'er be clean?

This user advocates the
logical and consistent reform
of English orthography.

Name

Though my username is clearly a play on a well-know template, it in no way implies that I have any disregard for WP:RS or WP:NOTE (quite the opposite). My aim was to come up with a slightly tongue-in-cheek Wikipedia-adjacent name, and honestly I was surprised by the fact that it wasn't already taken.

Pages I've made substantial changes to

• A
• Finno-Ugric transcription
• Flag icons for languages
• Kit Hesketh-Harvey
• Le Désespéré
• List of disability-related terms with negative connotations
• Draft:Sound correspondences between English accents
• Traditional Spelling Revised

Pages that still need work

• List of English irregular verbs
• List of Latin-script letters
• General Alphabet of Cameroon Languages
• Non-native pronunciations of English
• Sound correspondences between English accents

Quote

On languages:

"He who knows one, know none."

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Maximen und Reflexionen