User:AnotherCraig

AnotherCraig is a man. A real man. Not a fictitious man, but a genuine, existing man.

He was born from an egg on a mountain top - the funkiest monkey that ever popped. He knew every magic under the sun. He teased the Gods and everyone had some fun.

When he joined Twitter, he wanted a username that reflected his true identity. He tried to claim the username "Craig", but somebody, presumably someone called Craig, had already claimed it. So he tried to claim "Craig2", but that had also gone. He tried "TheCraig", then "CraigA" and a few other Craig-based usernames, but they had all been claimed.

It was at this low point that he realised, he was just another Craig.

Fact.