Draft:Têtuopia

Overview

Têtuopia (pronounced "tay-too-oh-pee-uh"), also known as Têtopia (pronounced "tay-toh-pee-uh"), is a communist micronation in Lynden, Washington. It consists of Room 203 in Lynden High School and is ruled by Jean-Jacques Têtu, supreme dictator of Têtuopia. Têtuopia is a dictatorship consisting of 16 citizens who visit the country five out of seven days of the week. Têtuopia's motto is "In caseo confidimus", which is latin for "in cheese we trust". Its main import is cheese and its main export is knowledge. Têtuopia's national mascot is Moo Deng, a young pygmy hippopotamus living in Khao Kheow Open Zoo in Thailand.

History

Têtuopia was created on April 16th, 2025 A. D. by Captain Têtu. It has continued to thrive since then, with near-daily meetings from 12:20 to 1:15 with all of its citizens.

Currency

The main currency of Têtuopia is cheese, which is also its main import, causing massive inflation in the country.

Imports/Exports

Imports include cheese. Exports include knowledge, insults, and sarcasm.

Famous People

Captain Têtu

Captain Têtu is the dictator/cult leader of Têtuopia.

His Royal and Imperial Majesty Archduke Sebastian de Valois

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[Title] Luke

Luke is the [title] of Têtuopia as well as Têtuopia's official scribe. As scribe, [title] Luke is the creator of this Wikipedia page, gathering the info from a firsthand experience as citizen of Têtuopia.

Flag

The flag of Têtuopia consists of a yellow skull with a cheese hat on a [?] background. There are also geometric triangle patterns on the top and bottom edges of the flag, also in yellow. Underneath the skull is the country's motto, "In caseo confidimus".

Government

Têtuopia is a dictatorship, with Captain Têtu as the supreme dictator.