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Mega64
Mega64
	The crew of Mega64 on stage at the Game Developers Choice Awards, March 2010. ; From left to right: Chatfield, Acosta, and Botte.
Personal information
Origin	San Diego, California, U.S.
Nationality	American
Occupation	Comedians
Website	https://mega64.com
YouTube information
Years active	2006–present
Genre	Comedy Video Games Satire
Subscribers	558 thousand subscribers
Views	190.5 million views
Associated acts	Rooster Teeth
Creator Awards
	Last updated: November 16, 2020

Star Citizen
Star Citizen
Developer(s)	Cloud Imperium Games
Publisher(s)	Cloud Imperium Games
Director(s)	Chris Roberts
Writer(s)	Dave Haddock; Will Weissbaum; Adam Wieser; Cherie Heiberg;
Composer(s)	Pedro Camacho; Geoff Zanelli;
Engine	Amazon Lumberyard
Platform(s)	Microsoft Windows
Genre(s)	Space trading and combat, first-person shooter
Mode(s)	Single-player, multiplayer

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Star Citizen, is a cult and a scam masquerading as a videogame that was dreamed up by Chris Roberts, the creator of a few crappy failed games in the 1980s. More than one of Robert's game developer-colleagues noted that Hubbard had an especial interest in getting rich.

As a dilettante student of various sciences and a creative writer, Robert made a 2011 tech demo of Astoundingly Realistic Space Simulator — later called Star Citizen to, essentially, start an unscientific experiment in human psychology based upon manipulation, deceit, pyramid schemes, and other scams. After a wildly successful Kickstarter campaign, he founded Cloud Imperium Games after claiming to have begun production on Star Citizen. What followed became more and more ridiculous, as he produced everything from buggy tech demos of spaceship combat to sad attempts at first-person shooters; all with the expensive promises of a fully immersive open-world galaxy.

Losers who genuinely believe that a nonstarter game developer who couldn't even cut it in the 80s is going to somehow pull the biggest videogame in history out of his ass have given him thousands of dollars in micro-transactions, to the dismay of their parents.

Though all cults tend to be draconian about their dogma, due to the nature of the internet, the Cloud Imperium Games attempts to stifle open discussion about Robberts and Star Citizen.

So, you know, a perfectly ordinary videogame.

Mega64 is a satirical comedy group created by Rocco Botte, Derrick Acosta, and Shawn Chatfield in 2003 known for their eponymous public-access television show, videogame themed pranks, and their weekly podcast.

^ Lesnick, Ben; Haddock, Dave (September 2, 2013). "Dragon Con 2013: Star Citizen's Lesnick and Haddock on player feedback, CitizenCon, and more" (Interview). Interviewed by Jef Reahard. Atlanta. Archived from the original on September 6, 2013. Retrieved October 15, 2014.
^ Reahard, Jef (November 27, 2013). "CIG releases Star Citizen livestream vids, tops $33 million". Massively. AOL. Archived from the original on December 1, 2013. Retrieved October 15, 2014.

[1] Lesnick, Ben; Haddock, Dave (September 2, 2013). "Dragon Con 2013: Star Citizen's Lesnick and Haddock on player feedback, CitizenCon, and more" (Interview). Interviewed by Jef Reahard. Atlanta. Archived from the original on September 6, 2013. Retrieved October 15, 2014.

[Massively_2013-11-27-2] Reahard, Jef (November 27, 2013). "CIG releases Star Citizen livestream vids, tops $33 million". Massively. AOL. Archived from the original on December 1, 2013. Retrieved October 15, 2014.

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