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1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,200 Eric Praline(Cleese): I wish to make a complaint 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,100 Shopowner(Palin): Sorry we're closing for lunch 3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,800 Eric Praline: Nevermind that my lad, I wish to complain about this parrot 4 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:09,800 what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. 5 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:10,700 Shopowner: Oh yes, the Norwegian blue, whats wrong with it? 6 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,030 Eric Praline: I'll tell you whats wrong with it, 7 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:14,200 its dead, that's whats wrong with it. 8 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,700 Shopowner: No, no! Its resting, look 9 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:19,160 Eric Praline: Look my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see 10 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,200 one and I'm looking at one right now! 11 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,300 Shopowner: No, No, its not dead, its restin' 12 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,100 Eric Praline: Resting? 13 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:27,600 Shopowner: Yeah. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue, beautiful plumage in't it? 14 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,000 Eric Praline: The plumage don't enter into it! Its stone Dead!