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Alfaby (Alphabet)
| Letter | Pronounciation | Sound |
|---|---|---|
| A | Ah | Ah |
| B | Bee | Buh |
| C | Kee | Kuh |
| D | Dae | Duh |
| E | Eh | Eh or Silent |
| F | Fae | Fh |
| G | Goe | Guh |
| H | Hae | Hh or Silent |
| I | Ee | Ih or Ee |
| J | Zae | Zuh |
| L | Leh | Luh |
| M | Meh | Mm |
| N | Neh | Nuh |
| O | Oe | Aw or Oe |
| P | Pae | Puh |
| Q | Quee | Kwuh |
| R | Reh | Ruh |
| S | Ses | Sh |
| T | Tee | Tuh |
| U | Uh | Uh or Oo |
| V | Vee | Vuh |
| W | Wae | Wuh |
| Y | Yee | Yuh, Ee, or Ih |
List de Wullets (List of Words)
An asterisk (*) indicates that the word is gender specific.
| English | Translation |
|---|---|
| Hello | Heit |
| Goodbye | Aveit |
| I | Von |
| Me | Von |
| My | Vis |
| You | Thon |
| Your | This |
| He* | Mason |
| Him* | Mason |
| His* | Masis |
| She* | Feson |
| Her* | Feson |
| Her* | Fesis |
| He | Son |
| Him | Son |
| She | Son |
| Her | Son |
| His | Sis |
| Her | Sis |
| We | Non |
| Us | Non |
| Our | Nis |
| They | Lon |
| Them | Lon |
| Their | Lis |
| A | Une |
| An | Une |
| The | Le |
| Am | Est |
| Are | Est |
| Is | Est |
| Yes | Ya |
| No | Net |
| Not | Er |
| Do | Dull |
| Question | Qestin |
| Who | Qen |
| What | Qath |
| When | Qime |
| Where | Qor |
| Why | Qi |
| How | Qow |
| Can | Ab |
| Have | Hass |
| Has | Hass |
| Don't | Duller |
| Can't | Abber |
| Isn't | Ester |
| At | Et |
| Because | Parqi |
| And | In |
| Here | Vair |
| There | Lair |
| For | Por |
| Had | Hassith |
| Go | Ost |
| Stop | Noss |
| Went | Ostith |
| To | Anni |
| This | Vath |
| That | Lath |
| It | On |
| Its | Is |
| In | Ens |
| Out | Nash |
| Old | Auld |
| New | Jull |
| Young | Jull |
| Love | Ave |
| War | War |
| Happy | Amhara |
| Sad | Tress |
| Dance | Danse |
| Dances | Danse |
| Danced | Dansith |
| Dancing | Danseno |
| Dancer | Danseir |
| Big | Hujich |
| Bigger | Hujichus |
| Biggest | Hujichop |
| Small | Peic |
| Smaller | Peicus |
| Smallest | Peicop |
| Red | Roug |
| Orange | Arang |
| Yellow | Ajon |
| Green | Vert |
| Blue | Bleu |
| Purple | Parret |
| A Lot | Jaut |
| Lots | Jaut |
| Many | Me |
| Much | Me |
| So | Vary |
| Very | Vary |
| Thanks | Maersi |
| So | So |
| Zero | Dino |
| One | Sun |
| Two | Bie |
| Three | Trie |
| Four | Cort |
| Five | Sinc |
| Six | Sics |
| Seven | Hept |
| Eight | Oct |
| Nine | Nov |
| Ten | Sundas |
| Eleven | Sundinsun |
| Twelve | Sundinbie |
| Twenty | Biedas |
| Hundred | Sent |
| One Hundred | Sunsent |
| One Hundred Fifty | Sunsent-Sincdas |
| Two Hundred | Biesent |
| Thousand | Milt |
| One Thousand | Sunmilt |
| January | Janifer |
| February | Fenifer |
| March | Marthifer |
| April | Aprifer |
| May | Mayifer |
| June | Suenifer |
| July | Lesifer |
| August | Autifer |
| September | Heptifer |
| October | Octifer |
| November | Novifer |
| December | Dasifer |
| Sunday | Helimune |
| Monday | Lunemune |
| Tuesday | Traemune |
| Wednesday | Midemune |
| Thursday | Jentemune |
| Friday | Venamune |
| Saturday | Leimune |
| Day | Mune |
| Night | Noct |
| Boy* | Machicon |
| Girl* | Fechicon |
| Child | Chiconeir |
| Man* | Manulte |
| Woman* | Fenulte |
| Adult | Nulteir |
| Adult | Nulte |
| Month | Mifer |
| Year | Jer |
| Decade | Danjer |
| Century | Sentijer |
| Male | Ma |
| Female | Fe |
| Name | Nom |
| Named | Nomith |
| On | Vac |
| Off | Lac |
| Of | De |
| Call | Colt |
| Called | Coltith |
| Number | Nullet |
| Letter | Tellun |
| Word | Wullet |
| Will | Volt |
| Won't | Volter |
| Sun | Helio |
| Moon | Luna |
| Stars | Astros |
| Look | Sue |
| See | Sue |
| Sight | Sue |
| View | Vyst |
| Hear | Hod |
| Listen | Hod |
| Sound | Hod |
| Feel | Fie |
| Taste | Tam |
| Eat | Cam |
| Father* | Maparant |
| Mother* | Feparant |
| Dad | Papi |
| Mom | Mami |
| Brother* | Masiblan |
| Sister* | Fesiblan |
| Sibling | Siblaneir |
| Boyfriend* | Masigrend |
| Girlfriend* | Fesigrend |
| Boyfriend | Sigrendeir |
| Girlfriend | Sigrendeir |
| Friend | Frendeir |
| Phone | Fone |
| Son* | Maduran |
| Daughter* | Feduran |
| Son | Duraneir |
| Daughter | Duraneir |
| Dog | Dogund |
| Cat | Cit |
| Up | Auth |
| Down | Don |
| Left | Lept |
| Right | Redt |
| While | Qimeno |
| Now | Nime |
| Later | Lictus |
| Thorns | Sans |
| Rose | Ruis |
| Shape | Saepet |
| Circle | Sirco |
| Square | Sqaep |
| Be | Par |
| Each | Elivyn |
| Other | Othra |
| Know | Lurten |
| Live | Vive |
| Life | Lavive |
| Leave | Barrooss |
| Fall | Fallet |
| Rain | Fallerin |
| Waterfall | Amallet |
| Think | Tholt |
| Thought | Tholtith |
| Thoughts | Tholtenos |
| Or | Orr |
| Sorry | Serry |
| Animal | Enimo |
| English | Angleir |
| Color | Callet |
| Own | Hones |
| Possess | Hones |
| Possession | Honeslyn |
| Own | Pone |
| Create | Crait |
| Language | Lingule |
| School | Scoel |
| Object | Osect |
| Thing | Osect |
| Any | Any |
| Every | Eravy |
| Some | Ertes |
| Anything | Anosect |
| Everything | Erasect |
| Something | Ertesect |
| Nothing | Netesect |
| Person | Oneponeir |
| Anybody | Anepon |
| Anyone | Anepon |
| Everybody | Erapon |
| Everyone | Erapon |
| Somebody | Ertepon |
| Someone | Ertepon |
| Nobody | Netepon |
| No One | Netepon |
| Also | Adillen |
| Too | Adillen |
| But | Art |
| All | Totel |
| Period | Pardet |
| Like | Simon |
| Such As | Simon |
| Unlike | Simoner |
| Like | Mave |
| Dislike | Maver |
| Love | Mavop |
| Hate | Mavoper |
| Few | Fil |
| Most | Mop |
| Less | Musser |
| More | Mus |
| Please | Pleis |
| Defense | Protent |
| Self | He |
| Myself | Viehe |
| Yourself | Thiehe |
| Himself* | Masiehe |
| Herself* | Fesiehe |
| Himself | Siehe |
| Herself | Siehe |
| Ourselves | Niehe |
| Theirselves | Liehe |
| Itself | Iehe |
| By | Flic |
| From | Flic |
| King* | Magrand |
| Queen* | Fegrand |
| King | Grandeir |
| Queen | Grandeir |
| Jester* | Majesth |
| Jester* | Fejesth |
| Jester | Jestheir |
| Prince* | Masprent |
| Princess* | Fesprent |
| Prince | Prenteir |
| Princess | Prenteir |
| Husband* | Maspasol |
| Wife* | Fespasol |
| Spouse | Spasoleir |
| Wedding | Weshaleno |
| Slow | Slaw |
| Slower | Slawus |
| Slowest | Slawop |
| Slowly | Slawlyan |
| Lovely | Aveyan |
| Fast | Qis |
| Quick | Qis |
| Light | Flait |
| Teach | Ansep |
| Instructor | Ansepeir |
| Teacher | Ansepeir |
| Student | Scoeleir |
| Doctor | Docteir |
| Hurt | Blistle |
| Die | Mortic |
| Head | Maderal |
| Shoulders | Soltels |
| Knees | Jennees |
| Toes | Peids |
| Learn | Apprescoel |
| Dead | Morticus |
| Cancer | Cansir |
| Brain | Maden |
| Lungs | Fois |
| Heart | Carranja |
| Bones | Bollens |
| Skull | Bolleral |
| Blonde | Bilaideir |
| Blonde Hair | Bildaid |
| Brunette | Brunaideir |
| Brown Hair | Brunaid |
| Redhead | Rougaideir |
| Red Hair | Rougaid |
| Brown | Brun |
| Gold | Bild |
| Hair | Glaid |
| Fire | Fuegal |
| Water | Amarin |
| Earth | Terren |
| Air | Venten |
| Wind | Venten |
| Windy | Ventenyan |
| Fresh | Fraid |
| Thunder | Hodorm |
| Storm | Storm |
| Hurricane | Amentorm |
| Flood | Amatorm |
| Tornado | Ventorm |
| Earthquake | Terratorm |
| Lightning | Flaitorm |
| Wild | Wilde |
| Fire | Fuegalorm |
| Flame | Fluet |
| Burn | Fluetorm |
| Wave | Waeth |
| Tsunami | Waethorm |
| By | Flictan |
| Next To | Flictan |
| Next | Nict |
| Make Happy | Amhet |
| Sadden | Tresset |
| Angry | Angol |
| Anger | Anget |
| Happinesss | Amhlyn |
| Joy | Amhlyn |
| Pleasure | Amhlyn |
| Sadness | Tresslyn |
| Depress | Tressopet |
| Depressed | Tressop |
| Depression | Tressoplyn |
| Anger | Anglyn |
| Pleased | Amhetith |
| Make | Mehet |
| Meet | Seccet |
| Balloon | Ballon |
| About | Seboet |
| About | Nictoet |
| Around | Nictoet |
| Near | Nictoet |
| Than | Gren |
| Then | Nictus |
| Last | Nictop |
| First | Sunict |
| Second | Binict |
| Thirs | Trienict |
| Fourth | Cortict |
| Tenth | Sundasict |
| Eleventh | Sundinsunict |
| One Hundredth | Sunsentict |
| One Hundred Fiftieth | Sunsent-Sincdasict |
| Ago | Antes |
| Sooner | Lastirus |
| Latest | Lictop |
| Before | Antict |
| After | Jansict |
| Terminate | Tiffel |
| Termination | Tiffelyn |
| Communicate | Tacolt |
| Communication | Tacoltlyn |
| Chat | Talt |
| Talk | Talt |
| Emotion | Yepathlyn |
| Emotional | Yepathlynog |
| Flowers | Fleurs |
| Floral | Fleurog |
| Christian | Christeir |
| Christianity | Christium |
| Buddhist | Buddheir |
| Buddhism | Buddhium |
| Atheist | Netreleir |
| Atheism | Netrelium |
| Communist | Eqimeir |
| Communism | Eqimium |
| Equal | Eqil |
| Get | Jet |
| Got | Jetith |
| Gotten | Jetith |
| Walk | Walt |
| Run | Galto |
| Internet | Enternet |
| International | Entercatlynog |
| Nation | Catlyn |
| National | Catlynog |
| Nationalism | Catlynogium |
| North | Nort |
| East | Ensth |
| South | Sowt |
| West | Weith |
| America | Amerija |
| Europe | Yiroef |
| Asia | Ajah |
| Africa | Afica |
| Oceania | Aestrena |
| Antarctica | Sowhenich |
| Union | Jediclyn |
| Unite | Jedic |
| United | Jedicith |
| States | Stedts |
| Canada | Canada |
| Australia | Aejicha |
| Ride | Ravol |
| Lion | Leon |
| Black | Bloir |
| White | Posset |
| Was | Estith |
| Were | Estith |
| Steal | Staec |
| Take | Taec |
| Crown | Choweit |
| Royal | Reathog |
| Royalty | Reathogium |
| Poor | Peir |
| Rich | Reatheir |
| Money | Currolts |
| Cash | Firrolts |
| Change | Lifurrolts |
| Leftovers | Liffers |
| Alter | Altch |
| Change | Altch |
| Switch | Altch |
| Physical | Firog |
| Marry | Mestal |
| Married | Mestalith |
| Long | Lyn |
| Long | Aella |
| Tall | Aella |
| Short | Saerot |
| Too | Sur |
| You Guys | Thuson |
| You Guys' | Thusis |
| Cool | Ceul |
| Elephant | Lepantyn |
| Enter | Anthra |
| Exit | Denthar |
| Pet | Daimo |
| Domestic | Daimide |
| Wild Animal | Wilmo |
| Racist | Rethnet |
| Racist | Rethneteir |
| Easy | Aesol |
| Hard | Herasol |
| Power | Powenth |
| Murder | Morchel |
| Murderer | Morcheleir |
| Stupid | Steupot |
| Calm | Seule |
| Handle | Diel Con |
| With | Con |
| Deal | Diel |
| Distribute | Diel |
| Ethnicity | Rethnec |
| Gender | Ejec |
| Sexist | Ejenet |
| Sexist | Ejeneteir |
| Caucasian | Posseir |
| Black | Bloieir |
| Asian | Ajeir |
| Hispanic | Hespelleir |
| Land | Terrae |
| England | Anglerrae |
| Spain | Espellen |
| Spanish | Espelleir |
| France | Fronje |
| French | Fronjeir |
| Peace | Pasifae |
| Pacify | Pasifae |
| Answer | Enswah |
| Insert | Enspeit |
| Input | Ensvill |
| Output | Nashvill |
| Put | Peit |
| Key | Vill |
| Keyhole | Villul |
| Hole | Hull |
| Osmosis | Ostmelyn |
| Dress | Draes |
| Attention | Athennelyn |
| Away | Avair |
| Pay Attention | Athenne |
| Focus | Suethen |
| Pacifist | Pasifeir |
| Again | Graent |
| Want | Qent |
| Crazy | Cromec |
| Room | Rome |
| Bathroom | Banerome |
| Just | Naimest |
| Past | Paste |
| Present | Prest |
| Future | Pime |
| Back | Vuster |
| Forth | Vust |
| Front | Vust |
| Backwards | Avuster |
| Forwards | Avust |
| Good | Grej |
| Nice | Grej |
| Well | Grej |
| Bad | Grejer |
| Police | Patrec |
| Police Officer | Patreceir |
| Time | Time |
| Second | Segoen |
| Minute | Monnet |
| Hour | Haily |
| Dragon | Rom |
| Control | Caltrel |
| Suicide | Hechel |
| Well | Wel |
| Commit | Jie |
| Alright | Olcet |
| Okay | Olcet |
| As | Je |
| Soon | Lastir |
| Possible | Pejole |
| Impossible | Apejole |
| Bury | Porbet |
| Caught | Chycentith |
| Could | Abbith |
| Should | Jechith |
| Would | Voltith |
| Shall | Jech |
| Somewhere | Erteqor |
| Find | Sert |
| Search | Serch |
| Body | Corpon |
| Corpse | Mercepon |
| Tomato | Cachule |
| Follow | Jarrait |
| Place | Leig |
| Bring | Caroe |
| Carry | Carilt |
| Come | Worch |
| Hurry | Qirry |
| Heavy | Pisule |
| Weight | Wesule |
| Light | Losule |
| Over | Owleth |
| Exactly | Jalceyan |
| Exact | Jalce |
| Ever | Erave |
| Freeze | Ber |
| Correct | Jaldt |
| Right | Jaldt |
| Around | Arund |
| Funny | Eibicel |
| Reason | Qast |
| Home | Baile |
| Hydrogen | Hydrajen |
| Helium | Helijen |
| Lithium | Lithijen |
| Carbon | Carjen |
| Oxygen | Ventejen |
| Element | Ejenet |
| Weird | Acwuf |
| Wait | Wimf |
| Alive | Viveno |
| Living | Viveno |
| Still | Stel |
| Fool | Folst |
| Trick | Folst |
| Succeed | Scrog |
| Work | Scrog |
| Gullible | Goebel |
| Believe | Balif |
| Belief | Belifeno |
| Agree | Igrae |
| Disagree | Netigrae |
| Edible | Cambel |
| Able | Ebel |
| Behind | Ens Vuster De |
| Era | Imeg |
| World | Wonde |
| Modern | Jurest |
| Culture | Cojelt |
| Allow | Laet |
| Let | Laet |
| Give | Jiv |
| Help | Helt |
| Need | Nest |
| Ask | Qecs |
| Sample | Scempel |
| Example | Ejempel |
| Sentence | Jentun |
| Personal | Oneponog |
| List | List |
| Alphabet | Alfaby |
| Lazy | Lacey |
| Jump | Jemp |
| Fox | Fovst |
| Say | Se |
| Said | Sith |
| Yesterday | Nictop Mune |
| Today | Vath Mune |
| Tomorrow | Nict Mune |
| Common | Commun |
| Mr. (unmarried) | Monsieir (Moi.) |
| Mr. (married) | Monseir (Mon.) |
| Mr. (unknown status) | Moneir (Mo.) |
| Miss | Missieir (Mii.) |
| Mrs. | Misseir (Mis.) |
| Ms. | Mieir (Mi.) |
| First Name | Sunnom |
| Middle | Midel |
| Middle Name | Midnom |
| Surname | Lirnom |
| Nickname | Noltenom |
| Interview | Entervyst |
| Begin | Seig |
| Start | Seig |
| End | Leif |
| Jail | Gael |
| Sing | Synth |
| Shower | Sowles |
| Entire | Efeist |
| Full | Afeist |
| Fill | Feist |
| Filled | Feistith |
| Class | Clast |
| Ancestor | Aiyeir |
| Hunt | Hund |
| Trade | Salgert |
| Commercial | Comercog |
| Pay | Pagu |
| Oil | Oil |
| Food | Maccam |
| Hungry | Malsata |
| Wolf | Warund |
| Coyote | Cojund |
| Mustache | Glashab |
| Work | Opus |
| Job | Jopus |
| Sugar | Saccari |
| Salt | Salis |
| Silver | Fedah |
| Only | Auly |
| Speak | Salt |
| Popular | Pross |
| Unpopular | Prosser |
| Wood | Lumbt |
| Lumberjack | Lumbteir |
| Break | Jac |
| Fix | Fics |
| Predict | Prime |
| Prediction | Primelyn |
| Death | Morticlyn |
| Late | Lict |
| Winter | Frestess |
| Spring | Primaviress |
| Summer | Heliess |
| Autumn | Authess |
| Season | Siesess |
| Panic | Gadnoes |
| Ready | Redont |
| Set | Garte |
| Excuse | Eteu |
| Mouth | Val |
| Lip | Hab |
| Chin | Chin |
| Beard | Glaschin |
| Neighbor | Neibeir |
| Neighboring | Neibeno |
| Neighborhood | Neiblyn |
| House | Basta |
| Castle | Reacasta |
| Apartment | Partasta |
| Building | Bochasta |
| Part | Parte |
| Apart | Aparte |
| Build | Boch |
| Building | Bocheno |
| Baby | Infanteir |
| Baby | Infant |
| Puppy | Infant Dogund |
| Kitten | Infant Cit |
| English | Anglule |
| Spanish | Espellule |
| French | Fronjule |
| American | Amerijeir |
| American | Amerijais |
| Canadian | Canadeir |
| Canadian | Canadais |
| Prefix | Antullet |
| Suffix | Jansullet |
| Same | Sim |
| Different | Simer |
| Book | Leuc |
| Synonym | Simullet |
| Antonym | Simerullet |
| Thesaurus | Simullet Leuc |
| Order | Ordict |
| Finish | Leif |
| Dialogue | Dijagot |
| Fish | Pisci |
| Shark | Hujisci |
| Pirate | Amastaecir |
| Boat | Navi |
| Ship | Hujavi |
| Thief | Staeceir |
| Oh | O |
| Monster | Monstir |
| Monster | Monsteir |
| Monstrous | Monstiryan |
Commun Antullets/Jansullets (Common Prefixes/Suffixes)
| Prefix/Suffix | English Equivelent/Meaning |
|---|---|
| -er | Not |
| -ith | -ed |
| -eno | -ing |
| -eir | Person |
| -us | -er |
| -op | -ost |
| Ma- | Male |
| Fe- | Female |
| -s | -s |
| -lyn | -tion |
| -ule | Language |
| -yan | -y |
| -ict | Order |
| -og | -al |
| -ium | -ism |
| -ais | -ian |
Scempel Jentuns (Sample Sentences)
| English | Translation |
|---|---|
| I created my own language! | Von cratith vis pone lingule! |
| Can I go to the bathroom? | Ab von ost anni le banerome? |
| The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. | Le qis brun fovst jemp owleth le lacey dogund. |
| How do you say "tomato" in French? | Qow dull thon se "cachule" ens Fronjule? |
| Hello, my name is John. | Heit, vis nom est John. |
| How are you today? | Qow est thon vath mune? |
| I don't like to sing in the shower. | Von maver anni synth ens le sowles. |
| What time does class end? | Qath time dull clast leif? |
| I am not happy because my girlfriend is dead. | Von ester amhara parqi vis fesigrend est morticus. |
| Does your heart hurt? | Dull thon carranja blistle? |
| The day before yesterday is Thursday. | Bie munes antes est Jentemune. |
| Sorry, I only speak English. | Serry, von auly salt Anglule. |
| Can I ask you a question? | Ab von qecs thon une qestin? |
| I need help with something! | Von nest helt con ertesect! |
| You just want attention, you don't want my heart. | Thon naimest qent athennelyn, thon duller qent vis carranja. |
| I have a list of death predictions for December! | Von hass une list de morticlyn primeltns por Dasifer! |
Scempel Dijagot (Sample Dialogue)
English
Olivia: Hi, Tom! Who are you talking to?
Tom: Hey, Olivia! This is Adam. Adam, this is Olivia.
Olivia: Hey, Adam. My name is Olivia Hatfield. I am pleased to meet you.
Adam: I am pleased to meet you too, Olivia! My name is Adam James and I'm from Africa.
Olivia: How long have you been in America, Adam?
Adam: Thirty-four years.
Olivia: Thirty-four years?!
Tom: Yeah, Adam is older than me.
Olivia: How old are you, Adam?
Adam: I am forty-nine years old. And you?
Olivia: I am seventeen years old.
Adam: Olivia and Tom, how long have you known each other?
Tom: Four days.
Olivia: Yeah. Oh, and Adam? You were living in Africa before you came here, right?
Adam: Right.
Olivia: That's cool! Did you ride a lion to school when you were living there?
Adam: What makes you think that?
Olivia: Africa has lots of animals like lions and elephants!
Adam: Yeah, but we don't ride them.
Olivia: Why not?
Adam: Because they are WILD ANIMALS, not PETS!
Olivia: Sorry for making you mad, Adam... you monster.
Adam: Olivia, you racist little girl...
Tom: Guys, stop it. Please.
Adam: NO!
Olivia: Aah!
Tom: Psst... Olivia.
Olivia: Yeah?
Tom: Adam gets angry very easily.
Adam: I heard that!
Tom: Oh no...
Adam: By the power of Africa, I will kill Olivia and Tom!
Olivia: Aah! Angry black man!
Adam: What did you just call me, stupid girl?
Olivia: I am not a stupid girl!
Tom: Calm down, Olivia. I know how to handle this.
Adam: You think you can stop me, Tom? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Tom: Oh yeah? Well I will call the police!
Adam: The police are funny but I hate them!
Tom: Well the police will take you back to Africa!
Adam: No! ... By the power of Africa, I will commit suicide!
Tom: No! Don't do it!
Olivia: Is Adam alright?
Tom: Adam is dead! ... He killed himself!
Olivia: Should we bury him then?
Tom: Yes! As soon as possible! We don't want to get caught with a corpse!
Olivia: Where should we bury him?
Tom: Somewhere nobody can find his body!
Olivia: And that is?
Tom: I know a place, follow me and carry Adam's body!
Olivia: I'm coming!
Tom: Hurry!
Olivia: I can't! Adam is too heavy!
???: Stop right there whoever you are! Freeze!
Olivia: Oh no!
???: My name is Sidney Clayton. I am a police officer around here. What do you guys think you're doing?
Tom: This is Adam. Adam committed suicide because he was angry for no reason.
Sidney: That is funny! Okay, I'll leave!
Olivia: That was weird...
Tom: Yeah...
Olivia: It was nice talking to you, Tom. I have to go home now.
Tom: Okay bye!
Olivia: Goodbye, Tom!
Adam: Wait! I am still alive!
Tom: I know. We were just fooling Olivia!
Sidney: Did we succeed?
Tom: I think so, yeah!
Adam: Olivia is very gullible! I can't believe that she got tricked by us!
Sidney: Yeah! She is very stupid!
Tom: I agree!
All: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Translated
Olivia: Heit, Tom! Qen est thon talteno anni?
Tom: Heit, Olivia! Vath est Adam. Adam, vath est Olivia.
Olivia: Heit, Adam. Vis nom est Olivia Hatfield. Von est amhetith anni seccet thon.
Adam: Von est amhetith anni seccet thon adillen, Olivia! Vis nom est Adam James in von est flic Afica.
Olivia: Qow lyn hass thon parith ens Amerija, Adam?
Adam: Triedencort jers.
Olivia: Triedencort jers?!
Tom: Ya, Adam est auldus gren von.
Olivia: Qow auld est thon, Adam?
Adam: Von est cortdinov jers. In thon?
Olivia: Von est sundinhept jers.
Adam: Olivia in Tom, qow lyn hass thuson lurtenith elivyn othra?
Tom: Cort munes.
Olivia: Ya. O, in Adam? Thon estith viveno ens Afica antict thon worchith vair, jaldt?
Adam: Jaldt.
Olivia: Vath est ceul! Dullith thon ravol une leon anni scoel qime thon estith viveno lair?
Adam: Qath mehet thon tholt lath?
Olivia: Afica hass jaut de enimos simon leons in lepantyns!
Adam: Ya, art non duller ravol lon.
Olivia: Qi er?
Adam: Parqi lon est WILMOS, er DAIMOS!!
Olivia: Serry por meheteno thon angol, Adam... thon monsteir.
Adam: Olivia, thon rethnet peic fechicon...
Tom: Thuson, noss on. Pleis.
Adam: NET!!
Olivia: Ah!!
Tom: Psst... Olivia.
Olivia: Ya?
Tom: Adam jet angol vary aesolyan.
Adam: Von hodith lath!
Tom: O net...
Adam: Flic le powenth de Afica, von volt morchel Olivia in Tom!
Olivia: Ah!! Angol mabloir!
Adam: Qath dullith thon naimest colt von, steupot fechicon?
Olivia: Von ester une steupot fechicon!
Tom: Seule don, Olivia. Von lurten qow anni diel con vath.
Adam: Thon tholt thon ab noss von, Tom? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Tom: O ya? Wel von volt colt le patrec!
Adam: Le patrec est eibicel art von mavoper lon!
Tom: Wel le patrec volt taec thon vuster anni Afica!
Adam: Net! ...flic le powenth de Afica, von volt jie hechel!
Tom: Net! Duller dull on!
Olivia: Est Adam olcet?
Tom: Adam est morticus! ...son morchelith siehe!
Olivia: Jech non porbet son nictus?
Tom: Ya! Je laster je pejole! Non duller qent anni jet chycenith con une morcepon!
Olivia: Qor jech non porbet son?
Tom: Erteqor netepon ab sert sis corpon!
Olivia: In lath est?
Tom: Von lurten une leig, jarrait von in caroe Adam's corpon!
Olivia: Von est worcheno!
Tom: Qirry!
Olivia: Von abber! Adam est sur pisule!
???: Noss jaldt lair qen erave thuson est! Ber!
Olivia: O net!
???: Vis nom est Sidney Clayton. Von est une patreceir arund vair. Qath dull thuson tholt thuson est dulleno?
Tom: Vath est Adam. Adam jie hechel parqi son estith angol por net qast.
Sidney: Lath est eibicel! Olcet, von volt barrooss!
Olivia: Lath estith acwuf...
Tom: Ya...
Olivia: On estith grej talteno con thon, Tom. Von hass anni ost baile nime.
Tom: Olcet aveit!
Olivia: Aveit, Tom!
Adam: Wimf! Von est stel viveno!
Tom: Von lurten. Non estith naimest folsteno Olivia!
Sidney: Dullith non scrog?
Tom: Von tholt so, ya!
Adam: Olivia est vary goebel! Von abber balif lath son jetith folstith flic non!
Sidney: Ya! Son est vary steupot!
Tom: Von igrae!
Totel: Ha ha ha ha ha!