User:...And Beyond!
//////////////////////////////////////////// Hi, I frequented wikipedia for a few months before making this username. Usually my edits would be what many consider "vandalism" because I found wikipedia a great page for creating jokes. A lot of my early contributions are in Wikipedia:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense. Afterwards I started noticing that a lot of users on wikipedia are....for lack of a better word, dumb (or at least, dumber than me; which was surprising given the vast amount of beautifully written articles on here). Their only agenda is to gain adminship or hover over their personally created articles in a mad effort to feel important. Unfortunately, this often leads to massive bullshit being implanted on wikipedia. My anon contributions after all the bad jokes were bent on preventing this bullshit from prevailing. I decided to make a username, not because I plan on contributing immensely (its not like I'm getting paid), but mainly because other users take usernamed people more seriously than anons. :P \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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