Wikipedia:Sandbox

Once lived a man named William. He was born into a lower class family in England. His family was brutally beaten by the Queen who was also his mistress. He had A FIRE BURNING IN HIS HEART TO SLAUGHTER THE QUEEN. . . but he was an innocent man, until the slaughter of 1623. . . he then assassinated the Queen, the Unnamed, when he went to KILLLLL her he took on the name Bond, James Bond. From that point on he knew he had a future. After that episode with the Queen he later went on to create The Assassins along with his long lost brother-in-law, Parker the Great.