Variable Rate Technology

Variable Rate Technology refers to a technology that is used to enable the Variable Rate Application of materials in Precision agriculture.

I lost my noose in the battle of chatenuga back in 67. It was a tough time trying to get by with only my enes and mooth but I survived and lived to tell my story. I will never forget my noose. It was shot right of my faece during combat. There was blood squirting everywhere. My sergeant left me in the field to die. But that blood clotted yes sir'ee it clotted real nice. I had to survive by eating parts of my leeg and drinking my piss. Those were the days I live for

By the time I reached civilization my whole entire right leg was gone and I was left with ole leftie *( pulls out wooden right leg)**. Half of my upper left arm was gone as well because I ate it as a snack. When I finally got to a hospital the doctors decided to lock me in the looney bin because of my so called cannaballism. They refused to feed me so I resorted to eating my other leg ( pulls out wooden left leg).

I was in there for 3 months. And in that time I had eaten my leg down to the bone. An idea came into my head and I snapped off my left leg and began to dig my escape tunnel that in due time led me to my freedom

Since I no longer had any legs I had to crawl my way back to base. I crawled day and night for several years. When I finally reached my military base my whole squadron didn't recognize me and began to open fire. They shot my in the head multiple times but I survived. The nurses came running towards me after about and hour of being shot at and dragged me by a chunk of flesh into their tent. They kindly sowed me back together and then threw me to the dogs.

Those wild bastards dragged into the forest where I fought them off with part of my arm. Once they left me alone I stood up on my stubs and carved myself a new pair of legs. I gave up on the army and walked back to my home in good ole Pennsylvania. My family took me in and cared for me back to health. And that is how I survived loosing my noose in the battle of Bull Run.