User:Kieferwc

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About Me

User:Dtbohrer/Userboxes/Air racing

This user is a Boeing 787 Dreamliner fan.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user has been hot air ballooning.

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user is a BMW car enthusiast.

This user would drive a BMW if they could afford one

FordThis user is a Ford enthusiast.

This user loves the Honda Civic.

This user's favorite color is ultraviolet.

This user's favourite shade of blue is the unnamed shade of blue with a RGB of red 153, green 204 and blue 255, and a hex triplet of 99CCFF.

This user's favourite colour is grey.

👸🏼👩🧒	This user loves the Silver Trio

no pinkThis user can't stand the colour pink on most things.

This user likes Colours!!

This user is against cyberbullying.

DAMN!This user's computer is CRAPPY!

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

This user contributes using Windows 7.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger.

This Wikipedian is the page administrator for {{{1}}} on Facebook.

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user maintains a Friendster profile.

This user has a Google account.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Windows Live Hotmail as a primary email service.

This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.

This user contributes using a PDA.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

bThis user supports Blu-ray.

This user supports HD DVD.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user steals his neighbor's wireless Internet connection.

This user owns an iPhone.

This user is proud to be one with penguins.

This user is a parrot lover.

This user is proud to be one with penguins.

This user has a nasty pet cat.

PET DOGThis user is happy to have a pet dog.

This user thinks there is nothing better than a puppy.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.

This user likes the company of hamsters.

This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner.

This user contributes using Opera.

This user chose
the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user has uninstalled
Outlook Express.

This user uses Windows XP.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks Ovaltine.

This user drinks
Horlicks

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

This user drinks chocolate milk.

DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.

This user drinks water regularly.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

S-1This user only drinks carbonated beverages on special occasions.

This user loves A&W Root Beer

When given a choice, this user drinks cream soda.

This user drinks Coca-Cola often

This user loves Pepsi

This user drinks both Pepsi and Coca Cola.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

This user is interested in history.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user is in denial. +

This user likes all types of music.

This user loves rainy days.

This user likes foggy days.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user likes to sleep.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

Userboxes

Malaysian Standard TimeThis user's time zone is Malaysian Standard Time. This user's time zone is UTC+8. This user does not observe Daylight Saving Time.

en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

SLanguage

Wikipedia:Babel

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

nanChit-ê iōng-chiá ê bó-gú sī Bân-lâm-oē.
此個用者的母語是閩南話。

es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

cmn這個用戶的母語是官話。
这个用户的母语是官话。

yue呢位用户嘅母语系粤语/广州话。
呢位用戶嘅母語係粵語/廣州話。

zh該用戶的母語是中文。
该用户的母语是中文。

msBahasa ibunda pengguna ini ialah Bahasa Melayu.

id-1Pengguna ini mampu bersumbangsih dengan bahasa Indonesia tingkat dasar.

ja-0この利用者は日本語が分かりません。

ko-0이 사용자는 한국어를 모르거나, 이해하는 데 어려움이 있습니다.

1337-1Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337.

^This _{\_/ser} ^is _te1-1 ^m@aster _of ^t0ta1 leetne55.

1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

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blz-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon.

nws-1This user newspeaks ungoodwise.

blksp-0This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings.

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Wdk-0This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.

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BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.

gb-0This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.

LipsumLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

mth-NThis user can solve ADVANCED math problems in his head.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

dlph-1Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!

@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

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ipa-0
əThis user does not understand the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Hrkt-0
あThis user has no understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.

这个用户认为汉字简化对汉字发展起了正面作用。
This user thinks that Simplified Chinese characters are a positive step in the development of Chinese characters.

ree-SPEL
ipa-0This user begrudgingly deciphers the International Phonetic Alphabet, but only in order to create respelling pronunciations for normal people!

they?This user has no opinion about singular they.

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snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.

infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

with, at, in, for, to...This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition.

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to
too
twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

EnglishThis user knows that 'to' is pronounced /tʊ/, not /a/.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

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big wordsThis user opposes the use of esoteric, abstruse and recondite ^big words in Wikipedia articles when simple ones will do.

which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.

than
thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

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This user speaks with proper grammar.1

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. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

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its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

its
it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"..!"This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of quotation marks.

;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

ain'tThis user believes that prescriptive grammar rules stem from linguistic ignorance and are used to enforce economic class distinctions.

ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.

Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".

enThis user supports the
English English language.

UKThis user uses British English.

OEDThis user uses Oxford spelling.

USThis user uses American English.

This user uses Commonwealth spelling.

AIM-0This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng

cAPSCAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

H4X0RThis user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it.

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