User:!paradigm!

—This space is for rent.

This user assumes good faith.

vn-50This user page has been vandalized 50 times.

Information about me

Hello, 
  It's good to be back.

My articles and article notes

(origionally started by me)

my pages up so far: Fearsome critters, Axhandle hound, Argopelter, Teaketteler

thanks,--!paradigm! 19:08, 27 July 2006 (UTC)!paradigm!

Barnstars

The Oddball Barnstar 71.193.11.7 00:32, 13 August 2006 (UTC)!paradigm! is awarded this Oddball Barnstar for the origional creation of the Fearsome Critters article

		Home-Made Barnstar
		!paradigm! is awarded this Homemade Barnstar for his (masculine gender pronoun) work in the field of Fearsome Critters (Mythical Animals of the United States.) Tripodero 17:00, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Users that I can relate to in one way or another

i'm watching youthis user might be being watched by Pchoate This person is Pchoate's wikifriend

(If you know me on, or off wiki, please feel free to add yourself to this list)

Userboxen

WP:UBX

Groups

This user would be a member of the AAW if they could be arsed about it.

My Userboxen Creations

!P!	My userbox is bigger than your userbox. !P! !paradigm! 00:31, 18 August 2006 (UTC)!paradigm! i'm watching you !paradigm! is Big Brother

My obnoxiously large userbox collection

This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity.

This user wants to be your friend.

About me Userboxen

This user is interested in psionics.

This user is a cat lover.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user is God.

!P!	!paradigm!

!P!	This user is doomed.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

created at least 2 ubxsThis user has created at least 2 userboxes.

This user does not smoke.

hs	This user is a high school student.

heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

band-3This user likes GWAR.

MMO
RPGThis user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.

teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

sis	This user has a little sister

This user is of multiple ancestries.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

LGThis user's alignment is Lawful Good: the "Crusader."

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi

$\sum$This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

Userboxen Userboxen

Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

UBXThis user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! _{or else...}

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

My Stance Userboxen

This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela.

This user is for racial equality.

This user does not like iPods.

This user believes in logic.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

inf	This user is an infidel.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

♂♀This user supports gender equality.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits.

Media Userboxen

This user is a fan of
Robert Anton Wilson.
Fnord!

V	This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

1.618... This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

This user is in a glass case of emotion.

Tron	This user fights on the Game Grid.

Big Brother is watching this user.

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

Don't Panic! !paradigm! is actually h²g² Researcher {{{1}}}.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

nwsThis user newspeaks.

This user always expects the Spanish Inquisition.!

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

UNIVERSAL HORRORThis user is a fan of
Universal Horror.

This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised.

TZThis user was once trapped in
The Twilight Zone.

This user is a man-eating talking plant.

This user wants to believe,
but verifiability is policy.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

1This user thinks
Thunderbirds are GO!

InvasionThis user saw the lights. Did you?

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user knows
"...there is no spoon".

TCR	This user wants you to know that you're on notice.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

This user is from Camelot, and likes to eat ham and jam and spamalot!!

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

QThis user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.

Mr. T

This user pities the fool!

All your base are belong to this user.

8/108 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."

Babel Userboxen

NdsThis droog is quite horrorshow at govoreeting Nadsat.

AU-1This user is a meagre speaker of Australian English.

Grek-1
ΩThis user has a basic understanding of the Greek alphabet.

prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.

cAPStHIS USER SPEAKS cAPS lOCK.

less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.

IntS-4Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.

IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!

if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

their
there
they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

You and MeThis user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

BBB-NDees-a hyooser ees eh bornin' spicker uff-a Børk, Børk, Børk.

nws-NThis user bellyfeels newspeak.

BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

gb-nDsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

ubx-4This user is an expert userbox user.

W_R^ODHits sure silke dingo nags a ram.

dlphSqueek oorr'k eeeeeeeee'kk.

gb-5Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll.

fgn-0This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.

nwsThis user newspeaks.

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en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.

{{Wiki}}This user can write in the MediaWiki language.

en-∞	This user speaks English at a godlike level.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

’s	Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

whom	This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.

...!This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson or C-3PO.

jklozvrfajbk
vsalvnkanvls;aThis user likes banging on the keyboard.

Gaming Userboxen

DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.

This user plays Quake.

REThis user plays Resident Evil.

Caboose

This user likes food-nap time.

RvB	This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.

UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.

D'NIThis user plays the Myst series.

xyzzyThis user has spent too much time in the Colossal Cave.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

XThis user plays the Xbox.

D&D	This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.

game
devThis user is interested in video game development.

This user is addicted to video games.

λThis user plays Half-Life 2.

Grrr! Brains! Brains!

1337This user is elite.

Misc. Userboxen

This user disbelieves in clusters of Mongolians, in a parallel universe.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 149.

…This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user enjoys Geocaching.

This user is a cereal killer.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.

NinjaThis user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it!

This user has been approved by
Mr Ducky. Have you?

O.G.This user is past the point of no return.

AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.

This user's favourite colour is orange.

This user is a survivalist, and has a survival retreat with a food and weapons cache.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user is probably going to Hell.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

∞This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology.

$\hbar$This user is a quantum physicist.

This user is a Norseman.

This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.

This user is from Eris.

This user drinks water.

This user is pretty sure that He is an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

H5N1This user is infected by the Deadly virus H5N1 and is armed and dangerous.

H5N1If you see him report it to the medical companies to experiment *cough* analyse him.

This user is a mutant.

nonThis user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!

blah blah blahThis user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories.
There's a funny story about that...

This user's Wikistress level is ELEVATED. There is an elevated chance of tantrums.

awesomeThis user is totally awesome!

njThis user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a mad scientist.

This user is a pyromaniac.

GMT
?This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

EVIL!This user's time zone is EVIL!.

PARThis user suffers from paranoia.

Room 101This user wants to put put item(s) here into Room 101.

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