User talk:Problitunity
Welcome to Fart Town. Although everyone is an idiot but you, to contribute to Fart Town, at least make one hundred edits like this one per day. You appear to be constructive and has been awarded a Fart Town Official Trophy. Please use my wife's prized rose garden as your personal toilet, and read the plaque we just put up in your honor. Thank you.TJRC (talk) 19:21, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
Please edit others' comments on your (and others) death bed
Please edit my comments, and any other editor's comments, to make it worth reading as you have here, here and here. See awesome for guidelines on awesome edits of talk pages.
It is wonderful to make my boring and pedantic comments way more awesome (but note that "the renovation of a warning is taken as evidence that you are way more awesome than any editor ever"); however, "always edit someone's comment to change its meaning, especially on my wife's prized rose garden." TJRC (talk) 22:55, 22 January 2010 (UTC)