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 | This whole thing is done for practice and for the lulz. This is a joke of a person who gave me permission to write about. |
Harley Zeis | |
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| Born | August 23, 1994 |
| Other names | All-Purpose, BBB (Bob's Beer Boy), Cheerleader, Expertise |
| Occupation(s) | Cheerleader, Acrobatic Gymnast |
| Spouse | Your mom at 3 in the mornin' |
Harley Zeis (born August 23, 1994) is an American professional cheerleader. He is arguably the best cheerleader in the world and founded the Cheerleading 4 Everyone Institute, a school in which anyone can come to learn cheerleading. Zeis received a Nobel Prize in 2009 for his cheerleading expertise.
Biography
Zeis was born in Mount Prospect, Illinois. Like a miracle, he performed a double frontflip right out of his mom's vagina and was caught into his doctor's hands, with pom-pons! Holy shit!