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Mojo is Homer Simpson's Helper Monkey. Always in search of new ways to be more lazy, Homer decides to pretend to be disabled in order to qualify for the services the highly trained and intelligent Mojo, whom he basically intends to use as a Simian slave. Mojo, however, soon realizes this as well as the fact he prefers Homer's sedentary lifestyle to the job he has been trained to perform. In one incident, Homer sends Mojo to steal doughnuts from the shop and bring them back to him. So Mojo steals the doughnuts, but then eats them himself. Leading Homer to chide him-"No! Bad Mojo! You're supposed to be a Helper Monkey! This is'nt helping!" All the doughnuts and other aspects of Homer's lifestyle soon take their toll on Mojo, and he becomes bloated and lethargic. Seeing he is no longer of any use and not wanting to have to potentially answer for a dead monkey, Homer returns Mojo to the lab, dropping him off anonymously at the door. The Lab attendent, alarmed by Mojo's condition, hands him a keyboard to type what was wrong. He enters-"PRAY...FOR...MOJO!".