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This essay is about #Wikipedia. It lays out some basic guidelines for correct function and intelligent discussion. Please do your best to follow these rules to the letter. Any deviation can result in a ban.
#Wikipedia is not a place to talk about your mother
- If your mother left her food in the sink, maybe you should ask her to take care of it yourself?
- If your mother keeps calling, maybe you should answer her calls once in a while?
- If your mother hasn't heard of Wikipedia, maybe that's a good thing?
a place to joke
- It is serious business.
- How do you know an elephant is in your refrigerator?
- you can hear it giggle when you shut the door and the light goes out
- What goes up and doesn't come down?
- Shake's hatred of copyvio media
- How many joints are in a lid?
Lolz
- If you want Lolz, go to 4chan
Lulz
- see Lolz
Spam
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- Please do not spam #Wikipedia
- I hear it's ok to spam #Wikipedia