Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Kernel panic

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The result was Restore from backup‎. April fools day is over (non-admin closure) -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 00:08, 2 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Kernel panic

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Attempted to kill init! Aasim (話す（はなす）) 16:56, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

Delete: we do not tolerate killing on Wikipedia. ―Howard • 🌽³³ 18:08, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. Aasim (話す（はなす）) 19:22, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]
Reboot the computer. That should resolve this issue (hopefully once and for all). -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 23:42, 1 April 2025 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.