Module:User:A diehard editor/Randmessage
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---- THIS IS A USER MODULE ----
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local p = {}
local random_messages = {
"[[WP:Vandals|Vandals]] are crucial in keeping Wikipedians employed... in the fields of counter-vandalism.",
"If ClueBot NG became sentient, it would pay people to vandalize the encyclopedia so that it can keep its job.",
"This user may or may not reply in [[International Phonetic Alphabet]].",
"'''Warning''': This user uses mdy dates. ''This notice brought to you by the British Grammar Police.''",
"'''WARNING''': This user spells centre, colour, organisation, offence, and artefact wrong. ''This notice brought to you by the British Grammar Police.''",
"This user spells center, color, organization, offense, and artifact properly. ''Scored 100,000 on an American Grammar Police-provided English test.''"
}
function arrlen(len)
local incr=0
for _ in pairs(len) do
incr=incr+1
end
return incr
end
function p.random_msg()
math.randomseed(os.clock()*10000000)
math.random(); math.random(); math.random()
return random_messages[math.random(arrlen(random_messages))]
end
return p