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The infamous Sullivan Oak Stilson was an ancient philosopher who was known for collaborating with many other cool people such as Socrates and Obi-Wan Kenobi. When he was 15, he developed the Hemi V8, drove his horse and buggy to 88 mph, then disappeared, only leaving a CD of EDM. His younger sister Ea The Brave searched for him for many years, but to her despair, he was truly gone. Many historians to this day still ponder his mysterious disappearance. Some think he never truly died, having gained immortality from all those years of watching trashy youtube. However, there are some suspected sightings of him in random parts of the 5th and 14th century, walking around muttering to himself about flux capacitors.